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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 85 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you need directions, there is technically a receptionist in this picture.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

JFC my dude I see the receptionist now

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I would like to file a complaint

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 21 points 2 weeks ago

Please send it to your nearest Ministry of Complaints and Grievances Filing Receptacle.

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[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Anyone else at a loss? WTH is this?

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

,̶'̶ ̶ ̶,̶ ̶|̶ ̶,̶'̶ ̶_̶'̶

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Any experts in ancient Sumerian writing know what this says?

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's ancient Sumerian for "Loss"

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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

𓀥 | 𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟 | 𓀣 𓁀

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Mm hmmm…yes, yes, I quite agree.

[–] orenj@leminal.space 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

...you gonna eat those twinks?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

13 year rule applies.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You are now breathing manually.

Also, your lips are dry.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, check this out!

[–] dontgogettingtooclever@piefed.social 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

this… can't be what I think seeing?

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm definitely missing something here. Tell us your secrets.

[–] dontgogettingtooclever@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks. That was one I read way back when, but I've never heard of or seen the minimalist ideogram.

[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hate you… Just take the updoot and leave.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

This is what every single one of you was supposed to say.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago

Oh no step-twink, I've fallen and cannot get up.

[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Let's say this Twinkie represents all of the Psychokinetic Energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it'll be a Twinkie...... 35 feet long and weighing approximately 600 lbs.

[–] Rajtinka@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's a big twinkie.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago

God fucking damnit! At least one benefit of early onset dementia is that in starting to lose pattern recognition and had to come to the comments.

Slight inconvenience?

[–] tiptoes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie!

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

That’s exactly what I did too! Missed the 10-second cutoff though, I’d say it was somewhere between 10-55 seconds.

[–] FryingOil@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

they are wrapped in plastic. 20 years rule applies here

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[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

This is such a dumb and shameless attempt to get people to stare at your ass and generate ideas.

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

A personal tragedy. So sorry for your loss.

[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

You seem to be at a loss for words.

The term is "caketastrophe."

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Dessertster? 🤷‍♂️

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Twinkertastrophe
Twinkergeddon
Twinkiesinkie

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Twinkaster

Twinkasco

Twinkamity

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[–] RevolverSly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Los submarinos!

[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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