this post was submitted on 11 May 2026
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[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Khajit has wares if you have coin.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Two comments posted in comments section."

I bet one of them is the line from skyrim about Khajit.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand here we are.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

May you walk on warm sands.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago

Some people want special bows that take too long to load and need special arrows called bolts. M'aiq thinks they are idiots.

[–] Maiq@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

Is reasonable, no?

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ewww slimy, ow pointy, uhoh moving

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Khajiit doesn't seem to have wares...

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Even Khajiit is affected by global supply chains and shipping disruptions

[–] lemmock@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago

How much could a cat want, Micheal? $10?

[–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 2 days ago

My cat is so offended right now

Good Instincts.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The place we adopted our cat from sent us home with that exact model of the yellow long tailed mouse toy!

[–] RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Can she smell everyone who has touched it?

[–] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 days ago

Explain how!