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[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Cease-Fire (2026 definition)

Less intense combat, while propaganda is produced by both sides.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They are just using the Israeli definition

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"They ceased firing, quick gettem"

[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

"You cease, we fire"

[–] HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

>> US is sending FAR more troops and munitions to the ME

>> US and Iran exchange fire multiple times according to both sides

Is the ceasefire in the room with us?

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

The WOKE RADICAL LEFT wants you to believe that a "cease fire" is when both sides stop attacking each other.

These are the same RADICAL LEFT THUGS that think that all people (EVEN DEI) should be treated with compassion and dignity.

Maximum buffoonery, not tepid dipshitery.

Wake up Sheeple!

[–] SW42@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Ah, the old "Israeli Ceasefire" gambit.

60% of the time, it works every time!