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[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Almost. Almost. Almost....

There we are...

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 10 points 3 months ago

tally ho what what

[–] drre@feddit.org 35 points 3 months ago
[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I use this one with my partner often (Not in the boudoir)... she's quite fond of it!

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is simply incorrect, the guidelines approved and enforced since Victorian times is the man kneels before the woman sat on the bed, they hold hands, the lights go out for a minute, then come back on and she is now with child.

Anyone found breaching said guidelines are roundly shunned through heavy tutting.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I misread that as the man kneels, before the woman shat on the bed.

Some traditions never change

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

James Joyce has subscribed to your newsletter.

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago

The Anglo-Saxons are just low Germans after all

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oi, quite right. Quite right indeed! Carry on gov-na.

[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 25 points 3 months ago

Hold tight now

Nearly at the station

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 23 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Well then, Bob's your uncle.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

how's that for a slice of fried gold?

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

..."And Fanny's your aunt." I've been told concludes the expression lol.

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[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 23 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Hate me all you want but I have a thing for women with a cockney accent

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[–] Batman@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

do you desire this, you fiddle stick muppet?

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No British person speaks like this. You, you, you nincompoop!!!
Cor blimey, guvnor, I done gone and said the only swearword that's frowned upon!!!

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 16 points 3 months ago

I have pinnacled! I dare say!

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Shall I put the kettle on then?

[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago

Fancy a cuppa

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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Love me a good snogging while rogering.

[–] domusaltera@piefed.social 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I will admit, as a brit, that my automatic reaction to being startled is "Good Lord!"... 🧐

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[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Omg... do Americans say Toosday ?

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)
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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Twos-day.

Won chew free, innit?

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 10 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Wait... Is it really not just:

"Oi oi oi oi oi! Have a biscuit ya cunt!"

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

It's also that.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't it be, "have a cunt ya biscuit?" Sorry, I don't speak English.

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 months ago

Now that is tickety-boo

[–] blorgnis@piefed.social 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Now we know...

NOW WE KNOW

NOW WE KNOW!!!

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

~~sex~~

Horizontal jogging

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Some of the old in-out, in-out.

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[–] DarkerRadical@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like that involves a few paper cuts

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[–] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 7 points 3 months ago

You can tell this isn't real. Spiffing wasn't mentioned.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

Nudge nudge, know what I mean?

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Say no more, say no more.

[–] mech@feddit.org 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oi, stick it in me bum and call me King, m8!

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[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

"I'm arriving",haha

That one got me.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 3 months ago

I'm reminded of a phenomenal interactive documentary on life in a small British town. It's called Thank Goodness You're Here.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

drink me like a bole o waerh

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Married a brit can confirm

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