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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
Almost. Almost. Almost....
There we are...
Well done.
Good show ol' sport
tally ho what what
splendid
I use this one with my partner often (Not in the boudoir)... she's quite fond of it!
This is simply incorrect, the guidelines approved and enforced since Victorian times is the man kneels before the woman sat on the bed, they hold hands, the lights go out for a minute, then come back on and she is now with child.
Anyone found breaching said guidelines are roundly shunned through heavy tutting.
I misread that as the man kneels, before the woman shat on the bed.
Some traditions never change
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The Anglo-Saxons are just low Germans after all
Oi, quite right. Quite right indeed! Carry on gov-na.
Hold tight now
Nearly at the station
Hate me all you want but I have a thing for women with a cockney accent
do you desire this, you fiddle stick muppet?
No British person speaks like this. You, you, you nincompoop!!!
Cor blimey, guvnor, I done gone and said the only swearword that's frowned upon!!!
I have pinnacled! I dare say!
Love me a good snogging while rogering.
The fuck is rogering?
That's rodgering. Clearly annunciated, too, if you please.
I will admit, as a brit, that my automatic reaction to being startled is "Good Lord!"... 🧐
As a Briton, I appear to use either the traditional "fuckin' 'ell" or "shittin' 'ell" or the somewhat nonsensical "shit the fuck".
I'd be interested to see if I could train myself to switch to "Good Lord!", like some sort of gritty Northern "My Fair Lady".
Wait... Is it really not just:
"Oi oi oi oi oi! Have a biscuit ya cunt!"
Now that is tickety-boo
Now we know
Now we know...
NOW WE KNOW
NOW WE KNOW!!!
You can tell this isn't real. Spiffing wasn't mentioned.
Does she... go?
Nudge nudge, know what I mean?
Say no more, say no more.
"I'm arriving",haha
That one got me.
I'm reminded of a phenomenal interactive documentary on life in a small British town. It's called Thank Goodness You're Here.
Married a brit can confirm