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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 77 points 1 week ago
[–] Edlak@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This took my smooth brain a long time to get this.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because its the wrong character maybe

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

At least the title references correctly

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Your reply made it click for me, for some reason, so thank you.

[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am not ashamed to admit that I do not get it

[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"Do maternal" sounds vaguely like "Doom Eternal", a videogame in which a futuristic armored chad kills demons. The picture below portrays Master Chief from the completely unrelated videogame saga "Halo", with the only similarity being the resemblance between the futuristic style of armor of the two characters.

[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well thank you, I dont think I would have made that leap

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've loved all things doom, duke nukem, and halo for decades.

I didn't get it either lol.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

This is the type of post you make when high. It makes no sense but you find it hilarious for some odd reason.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't even catch that that was Master Chief.

[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I expected better knowledge of exosuits from Samus!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm more familiar with ones of Chozo make, not these human-made ones!

[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For reference so that you can recognize it in the future:

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Ah I didn't until someone said it was the wrong character. Master Chief and not doom guy. It's supposed to be Doom eternal I think.

Blowin’ my nose into my masterchief real quick

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mister Chef if he was green:

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

No, Miss Chief is his girlfriend

[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 10 points 1 week ago

High quality shitpost, thank you

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 1 week ago

holy shit it's marcus gearsowar!

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 5 points 1 week ago

This meme is the ultimate proof that the God exists. Why, because it takes some meticulously curated mixture of autism and dyslexia to come up with it.

[–] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Quality shitpost