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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

B. As it seems like there is less mass to get through.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

On the other hand, the platform isn't large enough to support the body with B so there's danger of it falling off or hurting people or whathaveyou. With A, you risk the head and neck falling down and hurting someone but the body, at least, is in a stable position.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

look closer. those people are french.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's rude. The French have the right to not get crushed by decapitated extinct creatures, too!

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Show me where it says that in the French constitution

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

but do we not also have the right to watch frenchpeople be crushed by decapitated extinct creatures?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

also it weights around 60-80tons, might be hard to even hoist it up to the guillotine.

Why hoist it up?

Make the platform shorter and have the dinosaur stand on the ground behind it.

[–] ToffeeIsForClosers@piefed.ca 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A. Or he might end up like Mike the headless chicken and that might inspire a counter-revolutionary revolution.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

~~A~~ B is the only correct answer. When you want to hold up the head to the cheering crowd filled with bloodlust, do you also want to lift 400kg of neck? lol, no.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Indeed I do! Oops.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hope the head is still alive long enough to bite you.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Oh! I'll need a dino-rabies shot! Good call.

[–] NahMarcas@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

A, you cut by cervical (weakest point), not dorsal (strongest point) plus you have later to move the head

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ML's (Monster Lovers) would not execute an Argentinasaurus. Too cute.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if they enjoyed a free market?

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

What if it was a proponent of elected democracy?

[–] Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

B, obviously. It's a beheading, not a benecking.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

A is easier to cleanup. More manageable sized pieces

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ask Kentucky for tips. They hanged (hung?) an elephant once because the trainer poked her infected tooth to move her along during a parade, and she killed him in a blinding rage of pain.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like the trainer deserved what they got

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Pshh, typical Big Elephant pushing their narrative.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

I would not. I would rescue him and overthrow the government.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

The whole neck so maybe the blood supply can keep the brain alive longer so I can stare into its aware eyes as they register what has just happened.

Is that weird?

Also, fuck .ml

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

B. My plan is to do it "circumcision style" in order to add another layer to The Discourse:

"The beheading is troublingly evocative of the barbaric practice of male genital mutilation."

"Nice MRA talking point. Sure, circumcision is bad, but why are we focusing on that instead of the more severe forms of oppression minorities face?"

"Wow. Both of you have such a colonizer mentality. Cultures have a right to continue their traditional practices even if a bunch of White Saviors think they know better. 'Barbaric practice' is so revealing."

Soon enough, everyone will have forgotten all about the dinosaur.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wouldn't. Poor baby (T_T)

[–] aburrito@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

He was in the Epstone Files.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

"DJT - couldnt get argentinasaurus fr weekkennd, bummer. fuckin goodytwosheos sasy not intrested. - best, JE"

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are a traitor to the revolution. Glory to Arstotzka!

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Arstotzka can lick eggs for all I care.

[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would do the exact middle of the neck.

Close enough. Welcome back, King Solomon

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Would it matter? Outcome is the same

[–] vanitasvanitatum@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would anyone want to execute Argentinosaurus?!

[–] Sualtam@lemmus.org 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Counter-revolutionary activity

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

It's like they didn't even read the question.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus!

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I'd do the pineapple method. Then he'd have a mega sore ass! Badum, tiss.

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

I mean, guillotines were invented by liberal revolutionaries (French revolution) so if anything you should ask a liberal lmao. I prefer option 2 tho personally

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

slice it like a salami

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

I always measure from the base of the balls. I got that shirt "I'm big in Japan" it helps too.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Never just the tip, always from the base. Pop the front legs through too.

[–] null@lemmy.org 3 points 2 months ago

OP was banned for this post.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Argentinosaurus stands with the people.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Laterally.

She's a big revolutionary, so you need to make a big statement with her execution.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The only ethical way.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Just the tip