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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's the texture that is goofy, the taste is just salty and a little alkaline

[–] CobraCommander@quokk.au 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eat a lot of pineapple and it gets a bit better.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

What are you, a Dole spokesperson? I see you, guerrilla marketer.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

First you add a little cream and sugar, but most people settle on black.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this post about cum, period blood or espresso

I'm too high to figure it out

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

Is this post about cum, period blood or espresso

Yes

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've tried mine, does not taste great.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It's a lot different when it's not yours

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

worst

I concur, if only because it's also Dutch for "sausage", which I find highly appropriate in this case.

[–] dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This seems right, but why?

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 4 points 2 months ago

Because the writer is convincing themselves to take a course of action by looking at the worst case scenario and finding it not too bad. It's meaningless to argue

"I should try it because this bad thing could happen",

unlike

"I should try it because this bad thing is the worst that could happen".

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 4 points 2 months ago

Worse is a comparative and worst is the superlative. So, without something to compare to, using the comparative is a bit odd (though, at least for this phrase, I think anyone would understand what was meant).

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Broccoli ain't that bad, you'll survive

[–] Elaine@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I thought for sure this was another violet08 post.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I never used to eat carrot and hated it ever since primary school and the soggy disks that taste truly awful. I don't mind it in things as long as it's small. Carrot cake is fine.

So I started trying the smallest bit raw after my wife cut up the carrots ready to boil them, and it didn't taste too bad. I kept doing it more and more. I now quite like raw carrot, and I can eat small amounts of cooked carrot as long as it's not overdone and still has a bit of bite.

Start small, do it regularly, build up over time. You can learn to eat anything with a bit of persistence.

Hope this helps.