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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oh no.. another mouse down here.

Will have to make another spinny bottle of doooom.

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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The way I've felt today I think I'm going to get this self imposed long weekend switched from AL to sick leave

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

feel better soon

( damn this seems like whooping cough )

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Sure hope not! I've never totally gotten over what that did to me. ๐Ÿ’Šโš•๏ธ

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

This one is outbursts from the other end. But I got whooping cough as a kid and I've never fully recovered

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Thereโ€™s so much in my life I need to get together and I donโ€™t know where to start. ๐Ÿ˜‘

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes I tell myself I donโ€™t have to do anything at all aside from basic sustenance and hygiene. It takes the pressure off and I end up somewhat productive.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

just make it through the day alive

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Five things. Pick fivw things. And size does not matter. Five dishes in the machine? Five loads of washing? All the same. ( and you can mix and match)

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ„โ€๐ŸŸซ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿค๐Ÿง‚๐Ÿถ

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Silky ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Moar chicken soup please chef.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿง…๐Ÿง„๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Something healthy and light please chef... I went to an AYCE KBBQ last night

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I did something really dumb last night and looked up Terrible Ex. Turns out he was working somewhere I walked past most days for multiple years. Never saw him but feel highly disturbed and itchy.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the ick is because it's possible he saw you ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, and that I had no idea. Just a really unpleasant feeling I now need to find something to do with

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

I admit being watched without my consent is one thing that icks me very much and makes me angry

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I found out how my husband gets Dan Murphy discounts and I thought I'd share it with youse. He goes into the app or website (that part is unclear. Forgot to ask) and places an order in the cart. Closes it up, waits until it times out (again I didn't ask how long) then goes back in and there's usually a message like Sorry your time is up. How about discount? something like that. I don't know if it will work for you or if it's because he's a regular customer.

And that's why I'm staring at 5 slabs of beer and 30 bottles of soju.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I found one of those scammy cunts who have no reserve and then fake bid up to your max and then after it's ended message you a second chance just over your max bid. After a couple of times on this item (just some stupid little duck figurines for an in-joke) I set a max bid of two bucks and let nature take its course.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

ghost/shill bidders

it's illegal

report them

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

oh I did. After I got my two buck ducks

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Abandoned cart recovery emails. They are implemented on a few websites but obviously requires them to have your email which has its own costs.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Explain that again like I'm 85.

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

7 out of every 10 times someone adds products to a shopping cart, they don't actually proceed with the payment.

Shopping cart software often has a feature called "cart recovery" that prompts people to complete their purchase if they are part of that 70%. (Edit: It often contains a small sweetener discount of 10% or free shipping etc.) However, it requires the customer to have at least put their email in during the checkout process they didn't fully complete.

It is common for these entered email address to be stored for marketing/spam emails. A bit of a grey area legally actually.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Oh right yeah. I know he has to put in a code (it's the same everytime) and that he has a separate special Dan Spam email account.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

still not feeling great

might go upstairs to watch telly on the sofa, just comfort watching all three of The Hobbit movies, extended. I love the hobbit movies so much ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Day 2 of the Snottening. Have consumed approx one-third of my bodyweight in tissues and am now down to swept bunkers on the tissue front. Not going to buy more (dead tree issues), so will start a Napisan bucket in the laundry for the hanky tsunami. I do need to buy more Vicks or similar.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

check out the vicks shower steamers too. You can break them into pieces for shorter showers.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

I'm a big fan of steam vaporisers with some vicks or Eucalyptus oils in them.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Tears were shed when Alfie was checked into his lodgings. By me, not the cat. He just gave me the look of betrayal.

Take me home, slave!

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cool name for a cool cat.

Surely he knows it's just for a little while?

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It would be nice if they understood. I'm sure he'll be pleased when we're home again.

He was prenamed when Boyo got him as a kitten, Boyo thought it was a stupid name for a cat, but it suited him perfectly. He now has so many nicknames.

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

That stare...

[โ€“] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So I've been trying to figure this out, but I've confused myself now so I thought I'd ask here. WhatsApp. Phone storage is almost full because of lots of media within multiple chats. I do an automatic online backup overnight. If I clear the media from my chats on my phone, I'm assuming this doesn't change the fact the same media is backed up online? Meaning, my next backup will not overwrite the old backup and erase the media? It'll just complement the existing backup by just adding the new stuff..... right?

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'd seriously double check that. Some "backups" are just mirrors of your phone's state

[โ€“] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Exactly what I'm concerned about.... instructions unclear, will not complete yet

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Daughter has her first official 'date' tonight. She's known the guy for a long time...and so do we. Grandson of one of the neighbours' (very nice people) and my missus went to high school with the dude's mum.

None of this will stop me from reenacting a very particular scene from Bad Boys 2 (if you know, you know).

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

My daughter's boyfriend lives in NZ. My husband likes to re-enact scenes from Once Were Warriors in the background when the boyfriend is on speaker phone. Make me some eggs betch etc.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's the only way to be towards our Kiwi brethren

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Of course. I like to yell out THE PAV'S OURS.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cheers boys and girls ๐Ÿบ. Wish me luck at cards tonight. I plan on whipping his arse again hard like last week.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Kick ass, CEO!!

Airport Cheers!!

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Cheers Spinny. Have an excellent adventure โค๏ธ๐Ÿบ

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I just stumbled across someone on Reddit whose user name is a male version of my real name. They post in the Melbourne sub and have many overlapping interests. I am slightly concerned I have a multiple personality disorder I am unaware of ๐Ÿคฃ

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I now own more cast iron cookware. Oops. Also got a pack of cider and found a middle one was empty with a pin hole in the bottom. Annoying, but can't be arsed trying to return it.

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