Dad Jokes

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submitted 4 months ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because he went to the cloud and downloaded documents onto a tablet.

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like bragging about it.

"For I speak not of my own Accord." -John 12:49

"The disciples were all in one Accord." -Acts 2:1

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Peter drove a Ford!

"And Peter followed from a-Ford." (Matthew 26:58)

Pontiac had some sales too:

"And the Lord gave them Solstice." (Joshua 21:44)

The Bible even had the Fast and the Furious!

"The driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi; for he driveth furiously." (2 Kings 9:20)

Jehu probably drove a Plymouth Fury (with a lead foot).