Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 4 months ago by Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because he went to the cloud and downloaded documents onto a tablet.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jesus drove a Honda, but didn't like bragging about it.

"For I speak not of my own Accord." -John 12:49

"The disciples were all in one Accord." -Acts 2:1

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago