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Separation of church and state isn’t just good for non-religious citizens, it’s good for the church too. Evangelical Christianity will forever be associated with Trumpism. Good luck evangelizing with that brand. And Catholics are seeing what it’s like to have an administration that feels entitled to their loyalty.
Catholics are also a pedo ring, they just have a better spokesperson
That's right, Kegbreath! Because of the metric system!
Did you see a sign on my lawn that says Dead Messiah Storage? No, you didn’t, because storing dead messiahs ain’t my fucking business.
I don’t need you to tell me how good my covfefe is. When Bonnie goes to the store, she buys shit.
Do they have partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Does he look like a bitch ?
What do they call the Burger King of Kings?
Say warfighters again! Say warfighters again! I dare you! I double dare you, motherfucker! Say warfighters one more goddamn time!
How d'ya want that shake, Martin and Lewis, Amos and Andy, or Jesus and Judas?