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[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Boy Don't Cry

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

It went a-drip, PLOP, a-drippy, a-drippy 'nother drip-drip-PLOP and it don't stop the droppin of the bad, bad, dookie, so much god damn dookie, 'til it be leaking out down by his feet.

Now what you smell is quite a mess; kinda like rotten beef.

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

How d'ya want that shake, Martin and Lewis, Amos and Andy, or Jesus and Judas?

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Balky: "Don't be sanctimonus"

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How anout a nice, cold pitcher of some sweet DMTea instead?

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Someone negative is now out of the picture: That ass is gone! "Mommy, what's ass?" Another word for butt.

I know Mom has a butt, because everyone has butts, but she said "that butt is gone", meaning she must have had a second at some point. Concusion: Buttectomy must have been performed, which is an oupatient procedure, thankfully.

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

The cover art from the album The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's gonna be a fight during the White House UFC event where the winner gets a cabinet position, isn't there?...

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza!

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