this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago
[–] officermike@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

my Maserati does one eighty five

~Joe Walsh

[–] thal3s@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I lost my license, now I can’t drive.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I got a limo, ride in the back

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Lock the doors in case I'm attacked...

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Amusingly, this is a very laid back, slow tempo song, lol.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A few years back, I may or may not have overtaken a ~202X Mustang who decided to cut off and brake check me, in a 2014 Prius C, and maintained that lead for 10 miles, till I lost sight of him and was at my exit, after switching to Highway Star.

[–] Bratosch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"WON'T YOU FLYYYYYYY HIIIIIIIIIIGH FREEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIIRD YYEEEAAAHHHH" DOO DOO DOO DO DO DODODODODO DOOO

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

DO DO NA NA NYAH NYAH NYAAHHH

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've been drivin' all night, my hands wet on the wheel. There's a voice in my head that drives my heel...

When she is lonely and the longing gets too much
She sends a cable coming in from above
Don't need no phone at all

One million miles an hour fast sleep by the Rx Bandits comes to mind

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Looks like bad compression or AI too :/

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Drivers are rude, such attitudes, but when I show my piece complaints cease. Something's odd… Feel like I'm God… You stupid-dumb-shit-goddamn-MOTHERFUCKER!!!

[–] heartpunk25@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's whatever doesn't make the person behind you tailgate you, plus twelve.

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

That new Archspire album is gonna be a problem

[–] LecternCistern@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bibbasa@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago
[–] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

GOIN AHUNRED IN A FIFTY FIVE AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M STILL ALIVE

[–] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] everett@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

⅗ of a Mile in 10 Seconds