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[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That'll be a feather in his cap if he gets it

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago
[–] dumbass@piefed.social 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nah, it's these dudes planning some scheme.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 9 points 3 months ago

"You may shit on the cars, but we do not grant you the rank of borb"

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 3 months ago
[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

The pigeon being interviewed is John Titor, when he returned to his future the government was mad that he traveled back in time to talk to people on message boards so they transferred his consciousness into a pigeon. Now he's just stuck trying to get some kind of pigeon job. He's a cheeky bastard though he tricks people (not me) into thinking the white stuff he leaves all over the deck at my house is delicious bird yogurt.

[–] enchantedgoldapple@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

(Long LinkedIn speech about how he can help the company enshittify everything more efficiently and economically)

[–] Una@europe.pub 3 points 3 months ago

Don't worry, they are just planning how to take over the world again.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Is it for The Paloma Company?