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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 126 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 112 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 81 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Centrally Located Input Tool

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am the C.L.I.T. Commander!

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 74 points 1 year ago

You just point and clit.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 year ago

I call it the clicktorus

[–] WhiteRice@lemmy.ml 72 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Who do all these cute thigh socks belong to?”

[–] ProvableGecko@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody mentioned Archlinux

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Unix socks are for more than just Arch

[–] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now I want to know how different distros measure up in unix socks per 1000 users or something. I have a feeling that Debian has a higher total number, but NixOS a higher percentage, maybe?

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 10 points 1 year ago

Polling time?!

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[–] CodeBlooded@programming.dev 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I have never once understood these sock references and jokes. Never seen a programmer wearing thigh high socks. Never associated socks with specific programming languages.

What’s the punch that I’m missing here?

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I think it went like this:

  • Linux is highly customizable
  • customizing or "ricing" your Linux machine became a hobby
  • weebs got into the hobby, infesting the space with anime waifus and other degenerate cartoons
  • some time during the weeb infestation, thigh high socks became a recurring theme
  • gay/trans programmers sarcastically posted themselves in thigh high socks
  • gay/trans programmers who didn't get the sarcasm unironically adopted thigh high socks
  • Rust was invented

So you see, it's just another example of the kind of tragedies that can befall society when sarcasm isn't clearly labeled on the internet.

[–] Buildout@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

I loled at "Rust was invented" :)

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[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The point is that you're looking at the wrong programmers. You need to look at gay programmers, and your life will change for the better.

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Damn, our hiring process was wrong all this time!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You need to look at gay programmers, and your life will change for the better.

Words to live by or class action lawsuit waiting to happen? Won't know until you try!

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 16 points 1 year ago

It's apparently a newly vocal (yet previously existing) trend amongst trans and drag programmers, particularly of the linux variety.

I know of one transwoman and she doesn't do this, though we do work for a "business formal" environment.

Seems to be a bigger thing amongst the younger college CS and fresh out of college folk.

I personally find it a bit funny, but I also have the small bit of me that worries about the social-political climate and how it might impact their careers.

Amongst engineers I've still found an uncomfortable amount of conservatives. So even if they don't support MAGA directly, I'd imagine they still carry a lot of that bias on "what is appropriate" or not.

[–] Redkey@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/programming-socks

TL;DR: It all seems to have started with a (possibly deliberately) misnamed pair of socks for sale on Amazon. They began showing up as suggestions when people searched for programming-related items.

Basically there is a stereotype that a lot of trans girls are programmers, and thigh high socks are a stereotype of trans girls along with blahaj ownership as well. There are a lot of chasers on 4chan and some trans folks as well. Therefore some anon shopped a picture of an Amazon listing to say "programming socks" to poke fun at the two stereotypes. People embraced it so much that the socks started showing up on Amazon when you search "programming socks". As for a specific programming language, I have seen Rust associated with trans women.

I for one don't think estrogen has made me better at coding at all. I tried to do Rustlings before and didn't have time to follow through with it, but maybe I should give it another go.

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 53 points 1 year ago

I never thought to use my tongue to move the mouse

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BadlyTimedLuck@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just got one for work, and I kept giggling to myself because of this

[–] HakunaHafada@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Here you go, source material!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The joke is that programmers actually have sex.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 26 points 1 year ago

Some of them move to marketing and become sexual predators

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I always wonder why that dot ass mouse hasn't been in any joypad. It's perfect for precise movements

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the teverse of precision for me, slow slow medium weee speeed!

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

The closer I am to a target the more I will overshoot it

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Controller innovation is dead in the water because familiarity :(

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[–] vorpuni@jlai.lu 23 points 1 year ago

So that's why the keyboards are waterproof too?!

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So tempted to send this to my gf but I'm going to get roasted alive. 🏳️‍🌈

Consider it a moment for light hearted constructive criticism

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

So other than clit-mouse, what's the actual name of the nubbin thingy?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

It's the click-toris.

[–] waz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Apparently wiki identifies it as a "pointing stick".

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointing_stick

...also, I find it amusing that the article does use the term clitmouse.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Lenovo calls it the TrackPoint but most people call it the "nipple"

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

We always called them mouse nipples.

[–] AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

…and other fairy tales you can tell yourself.

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Is this ALSO a sex joke? 😄

it's true, lesbian confirmed

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