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[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fun fact, when recording the fake moon landing, Neil Armstrong was such a stickler for details that he refused to film it unless they filmed it on location.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Artemis II never landed on the moon. It was just a flyby. This makes it more equivalent to Apollo 10 and the famous exchange

Stafford: "Oh—who did it? ... Give me a napkin quick. There's a turd floating through the air".

Young: "I didn't do it. It ain't one of mine".

Cernan: "I don't think it's one of mine".

Stafford: "Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw that away".

Cernan (later): "Here's another goddam turd. What's the matter with you guys?"

Considering the continuing toilet problems on Arty 2, absolutely appropriate

[–] remon@ani.social 61 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ok ... but how is AccuWeather related here?

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

For some reason they posted this on their social media account

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Was almost convinced they did a post-virality image edit on Reddit

But I think Google pulled a watermark-free version from the comments and of course when I tapped it Reddit showed me the OP version, watermarked

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago

AccuWeather must have picked this trick up from radio stations on Facebook. At least in the past a lot of them would make memes and throw their logo on it, I can only guess in the hopes people would see the logo even if they're downloading and sharing and not clicking the share button.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Neil claimed, and I think we should believe him, that he said "a man" but the radio glitched.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago (9 children)

The quote works either way. People just need to fuckin chill.

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

It suddenly makes so much more sense now...

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Apollo 10; “Whose turd is this floating through the capsule? It’s not mine, mine wasn’t sticky.”

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I heard something about the Artemis crew having waste disposal system issues too, but all I could find about it was a bunch of clickbaity YouTube videos and I refuse to watch those.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

The fancy toilet got too cold, so the waste froze. They had to use heaters and even rotate the ship so the toilet was on the sunlit side to thaw it out.

[–] gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Since when is the crappy weather app doing space/tec memes 😭

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Has MSFT extended their gaslighting to include:

Actually, a highly trained, educated, and capable NASA astronaut is just not using our product correctly.

???

It really is farsical the degree to which they act like you are just some kind of idiot if their horrendously designed software isn't immediately comprehensible and obvious to you.

You must have missed the part where they were talking about crater albedo and one of them said 6 7 (0.6-0.7) and the chat went wild. Definitely the most significant part of this whole thing.

[–] Teppa@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All that computing power and all we got was slower software and a hallucinating chatbot.

At least I can game on Linux now, thats some real progress.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

WTF is that ad in the top right of the meme?

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't know what you could possibly be referring to.

Maybe the weather in your area is affecting your vision and you're seeing things, have you considered using AccuWeather to check the upcoming weather conditions in your area?

[–] elvith@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't know why they're called like that - the Accu definitely doesn't stand for accurate (where I live).

[–] bomibantai@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It stands for "accusation" you goddamn weather checking criminal

Your memes are still unsponsored? Poor fool.

[–] username_1@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

FAR-TING 1 (13 May 2046): "Hey, Earth, we're halfway to the Moon and beer's already out. Fuck you, greedy bastards!" - Dick Smith

[–] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ugh I hate that Neil biffed his line

[–] Haquer@lemmy.today 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

As another poster mentioned, it's likely he said it correctly but the radio glitched/cut/whatever during that time and it cut a word. Neil stated that he said the line correctly.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Didn't NASA confirm a little while back that it was likely a transmission issue?

Edit: hmmm, maybe not

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

I could've sworn I read that some people did some research on the accent of folks from where he was from and the conclusion was that he did say "for a". Exaggerating it, if you say it like "fer a" then sort of slide from one to the other like "fera" and sort of drop a little enunciation off the end you basically end up with "fer". So to me, I think he said "for a" and that was his recollection as well, but either way the quote is basically entrenched as "for" so I don't really think it's worth trying to fight to correct people. Especially when the argument is so full of weird details, but if you just listen to the clip it sounds like he fucking just says "for" lmao.

I was thinking about a similar thing recently because I got a Star Wars question wrong in trivia. The question was what planet is cloud city on. I said Besbin but apparently it's Bespin. Without looking at the word in a subtitle or knowing what it is beforehand they sound exactly alike as far as I can tell.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I like to think he got choked up because of the magnitude of the event. I know I would.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Didn't NASA confirm a little while back that it was likely a transmission issue?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The quote makes no sense without "a". It's always annoyed me that it's not added in, whether he said it or not!

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It still makes perfect sense, imo. I wouldn't even call it incorrect on a technical level. The contrast between "man" as singular and "mankind" as collective should provide all of the context needed.

If I describe a scene of a story as "man goes to work," no one assumes I'm talking about the collective of humanity.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Man goes to work" makes sense as a headline, but not as a statement. "Man" and "mankind" mean the same thing.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Got it, so one may only discuss serious topics man(kind) to man(kind).

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Fuckin A man.

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