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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Friends going out to fly a kite? Its nothing confusing.

Dont get me wrong, fuck that grind. If its windy tomorrow, I have a kite and the day off. Is there a frog to my toad out there?

Frog and Toad are the best!

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're turning the frogs gay

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

two frogs can't fly a kite together while looking longingly into each other's eyes without being gay?!

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

ok I was just making sure.

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Stop normalizing the grind, start normalizing grindcore frogs

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nods sagely. Cottagecore gay romance.

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Frog and toad were roommates

[–] linenssage@lemmy.wtf 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not even. They didn't even live in the same house. They were just friends who rake leaves for each other sometimes.

You know the writer of the books was a gay man and his daughter said he based them on him and one of his partners.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

Well, one is a toad.

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i think that is autim or however its spelled

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All aboard the

Umbrella

Train

In

Someone's

Mind

I always keep a cheap Ali Express kite in the car for just such occasions.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Frog is a frog and Toad is a frog. Madness!

[–] Kwiila@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

I call it riparian arcadia.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)