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[–] original_charles@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well then, they should stop saying it so funny

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago

Bo'o o wo'a

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

OI IS CHEWSDAY INNIT GOTTA GO BLOKES CHEWSDAY IS FER BUGGERIN ME MUM CHERIO 🔪 🇬🇧 🗼🐑 acidflaskemoji

[–] Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fur youz lot, the war of independence was a definin minute in your historee.

For uz it was a fackin chewsday innit

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

That's different from how I remember M. Bison sounding.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

oye! me an me missus were avin a bit o inanout an were intaruptd by you and you lot by makin a ruckus, ya poffs.

smoke a kipper and bumma fag, wanka!

now get me a boa woa, innit!?

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

this is the funniest possible reply I could have ever gotten on this post LMAO

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

USA is number 1! whoo! We're the best!!!

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

RAAAAA!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRR 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🏈🛢️🔫🔫

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

isn't a killometer that thing that pops up when you start shooting blindly into a crowd?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago
[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Oof. Mexico has 8 and Canada has 2. Just being neighbors to the US increases the odds of a school shooting happening.

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have a suspicion that Americans are actually pronouncing bottle of water this way, because with the yanks every accusation is a confession.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Speaking as an American, from my understanding, it's supposed to be a lighthearted tease. No one's being seriously malicious about a Southern English accent on this side of the pond.

That said, having coached friends in the UK on American accents before for theater and voice acting and other things, I do have a legitimate question. Understand, I hope this is of no offense to you. But why is it the only two accents most Brits can do are Texan and Boston?

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Speaking as an American

Did you hear my eyes roll when I read that?

Southern English accent

What the fucks a 'Southern English accent'? Accents change every 20km over here.

why is it the only two accents most Brits can do are Texan and Boston?

George W. Bush and Family Guy.

Speaking as a Scot, I just say anything ridiculous with conviction and it sounds American.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Please understand, I'm trying to interact in good faith here.

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 0 points 1 month ago

As per my original comment, Every accusation is a confession; therefore Americans can only do Boston and Texan accents.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

bAAAAdul 🐏