muscles

?? What kind of prehensile pps are y'all having??
Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?

boneless

So not a werewolf.

highly sensitive

So not a true manwhore.

flesh

So not AI.

Nah, she takes her teef out first.

I also see hoomans as collections of their individual pieces and am disgusted by their carbon-based appendages. One tried “speaking” to me by contracting disgusting throat muscles while exhaling air and flapping their boney-ingestion bear trap hole in strange ways. I saw small clouds of bacteria, viruses, and spit fly out of this hole. It was all very terrifying but I was horny. Worked out fine. Flesh bag’s aren’t so bad.

Who was the first man who was like "I wanna put my dick in the place for tearing meat"???

Someone actually gets it. Like every other sexual act it is an act of trust.

Humans lack many sharp teeth and have unimpressive jaw strength. It's a much more beautiful show of trust with my dog.

But the bear trap also has this soft tentacle-like that can make your flesh stick feel good.

God forbid they had a seizure mid act. Bye bye dingaling.

One of my points of pride is actually using my teeth. A light scrape or nibble dramatically increases tactile sensitivity and emotional intensity. If you know how to simultaneously integrate the tongue and lips properly you can really leverage that "crazy girl sex" that drives dudes fucking nuts. I may have had years of therapy but there's a few holdovers just because crazy girls do it better. The other big thing is gregariousness because once you learn to use it with real day-to-day support and respect for people it just magnifies it.

According to one ep I listened to from Last Podcast on the Left, hard PPs are difficult to cut off.

It’s called a ring gag…

This is one reason I never understood tea bagging

feels good man