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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Good night everyone

sweet dreams ๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Crab & kiwifruit salad please chef.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ—

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Chef, you always come through magnificently. Thank you.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

An egg & bacon roll with a large cappuccino please chef.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง€๐ŸŒฏ

๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Thanks chef

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'll get a bรดwl รถf bฤ“รจf phรธ please!

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (5 children)

1 more day and I'll have been off suboxone for a year.

I'll save my thoughts till tomorrow.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My god, man. You are un fucking stoppable. Holy shit. I am in awe.

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[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yes, sobering. And the fact that you've been off it for a year speaks volumes for your courage and self-control. Dam admirable imo.

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I'm so proud of you

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Well done mate.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

so many hugs and kudos

change is so very very hard, any change, you have done awesome ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Two things.

First, Carrot Man has a new carrot, or at least a freshly painted one. Looks very nice.

Second, I just saw a young bloke on an electric scooter with a small fridge on the platform. Not secured with anything resembling an occy strap. Scooting down the hilly bit of Bridge Road. Which is due for resurfacing next weekend. Courage takes many forms.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Lazy morning start tucked in doona watching French Dispatch. And now i mush wash and possibly cut downspout

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Last night, I went to the movies with the boyfriend (The Drama gets 2/5 hobbits), and we were walking back to my car. I accidentally went down the wrong street and the most gorgeous orange kitty came up to us and started purring and rubbing itself on us. I wanted to take it home. Do cats typically not have collars? This one didn't have one. It looked like an adult.

No cat tax because we were enjoying the moment. I love my dog but I think thanks to you guys and this cat we saw, I am starting to want a cat.

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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (6 children)

One of the Customer Service women has brought their daughter into work today. Last time she was in I tried plugging her switch into one of the computer docks to play on one of the monitors. It didn't work, I don't know if it's Nintendo or Dell's fault but that's bullshit

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

thank you trump for the bad dreams , not had one of those 4 decades

political science by randy newman seems apt again ๐Ÿ˜”

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

IKR?! Its been a big week for realisinv i still have childhood anxiety about (a) challenger space shuttle and (b) nuclear bombs...

Apparently he's now declared a two week cease fire though so some adult in the room is trying to wrangle him to de-escalate

Title

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wonder what all the ticket inspectors are doing this month.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

maybe helping disabled people and women with prams get on and off public transport s/

or maybe cleaning stations and making them nicer and safer s/

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Been smoking way less, but still smoking. Funny, buying a pouch from Woolies is ~$100, buying a 20pk of Marlboro reds from my local tobacconist is $18.

Even more reason to quit: Marlboro is made in the USA lol

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Few years ago a dude offered me 2 x 50g of champion for $50 at a club thing.

Obv. stolen. had all the australian warnings. Couldn't pass it up though ๐Ÿ˜‡

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Trying to catch a mouse in the house.

It's smarter than me :(

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you need to borrow a Jack Russell? Cannot guarantee the state of your house afterwards, but th mouse will be dispatched.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

'Rent a Russell' actually has a nice ring to it. ๐Ÿค”

Trying to befriend the cat down the road for some back-up but to no avail.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can rent a goat! Not known as great mousers despite their rep for eating absolutely anything

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Clearly you must adopt a cat. Or give up eating cheese. Get the cat.

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

I've been using Affinity more now that it's a unified free app (genius) and I'm starting to realise that I'm learning how to use it the same way I learnt how to use Photoshop. Slowly, gradually over time as I need to achieve various things.

I made this little explainer that approximates what we are seeing in the Earthset image. It makes it way easier to pick out the Indochina Peninsula and Borneo on the left of crescent Earth, and potentially a little peek of Antarctica on the right.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ozbargain needs to stop. It's giving me scotch deals again

[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That site is dangerous, I've learned to limit how often I visit there. I could go a scotch deal though.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

brain stuck

also have a bad case of what's the point

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Whoever reminded me about Moser Roth Madagascan vanilla chocolate from Aldi - my diet this week.does NOT thank you (but my mental health does...yummo)

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (15 children)

I went to Aldi today and there was no cheap dry pasta. Had to buy the more expensive $2.35 one. I wonder if there's a shortage or the staff are just lazy cunts.

I don't know why but when I go there I always get zapped. It's so loud too. YL was about a metre away from me, not even looking at me and she heard it. When we were leaving she patted me on the back twice and I got zapped twice.

Does it happen to anyone else? Why me? And no I don't wear synthetic shudder.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

An avocado got me last time.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I get zapped at one of the local shopping centres in my area. Every single time.

No idea why.

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[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Got a big viet coffee with my banh mi to power my afternoon after a shit sleep last night. Got a few work tasks I want to knock out today. Let's do this.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Go 'em. ๐Ÿš€

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Black cat angst

I havenโ€™t heard from the rescuer so texted her again, and asked if this guy can be treated outside or needs to be confined. Iโ€™m clearing my space and buying a cheap tent to make an easy quarantine zone or keep him to be scannedโ€ฆ

But Iโ€™ve also told her Iโ€™m not feeling confident in the ringworm treatment and asked if she can start looking for backup foster homes because Iโ€™m not sure Iโ€™m able to take him. Iโ€™m also looking for the owners in any way I can.

Itโ€™s a hard one. I care about the cat and donโ€™t fully want to give him up. Torn. Keep flip flopping.

Iโ€™m just trying to be responsible and let them know to start looking for a placement now rather than bite off more than I can chew and then suddenly need someone else to take him on short notice. Or just stop caring for him because I canโ€™t.

I wish things were different. ๐Ÿ˜ข

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Just had my interview and I think I smashed it! Should find out early next week

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Onya mate ๐Ÿป

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 2 months ago

Crossing all available digits in support.

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