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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 61 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can we mass produce those submarines? They only have to reach a few thousand metres of depth once, so it should be easier.

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 6 months ago (3 children)

A chain with an iron ball would be far cheaper tbh.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago (2 children)

But it's more elegant if you get them to get in voluntarily. Just tell them it's something the poors cannot do.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 8 points 6 months ago

We could bring back the elegance and pageantry of casting them off a cliff as tribute to Poseidon. Maybe ask him to cool down oceanic temperatures a little bit? Could actually work. Not because Poseidon is real, but because we’re eliminating some of the top contributors to climate change.

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago

I like your logic.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why not hemp rope and a rock then?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 months ago

This doesn’t have to last forever. Maybe five minutes tops. Some cinder blocks and rope will be fine.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

who cares charge 25x the amount of the sub an redistrubute the wealth

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Huh "submarine" rhymes with "guillotine" I just noticed

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Did you hear the one about the billionaire who tried to put a screen door on a guillotine?

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 42 points 6 months ago

Crushing it my guy

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

Some people just collapse under pressure.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

deep down for sure, i mean, if you dig deep enough into the mariana trench you'll find sunshine when you exit the planet through the other side

but honestly, does it matter? i mean, the purpose of a system is what it does. it does not matter whether they believe in the future deep down as long as they act like it. so we must ensure policies that bring us into the future, independent of whether our rulers want to or not. that's what we can actually talk about and measure, everything below the surface is not actually something that we can determine.


edit: oh lol i didn't even see that was a submarine. i thought it was a surveillance camera at first. joke flew over my head.

[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

You might say you thought to deeply on the subject :p

[–] zeejoo@thelemmy.club 6 points 6 months ago

If the good person deep inside you never comes out, what does it matter?

[–] alfonsothemonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Drink the rich! slurp slurp

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Build more and send it.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Replace "The Rich" with "Oligarchs", slap this on a t-shirt, and I'm in.

[–] TerdFerguson@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Deep down, billionaires are good people. #OceanGate

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

That's deep

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

🏆🏆🏆

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

How about a short drop and a sudden stop?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Let's give the billionaires a round of applause. Or at least one big, loud clap.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca -1 points 6 months ago

Oh yeah, even the kid and the scientist?