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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Many people were harmed in the viewing of this food crime.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In the criminal justice system, food based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Culinary Victims Unit. These are their stories…

[–] davi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

the real food crime is that breakfast nachos actually do exist and they're called chilaquiles. lol

[–] scops@reddthat.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

I did not see the community name before clicking. I thought maybe it was like a potato wedge egg casserole or something. Had potential just from the name.

...I really should have looked at the community name first

[–] m3t00@midwest.social 0 points 2 weeks ago

garlic butter and tabasco

[–] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

Could have at least used corn flakes to give off a semblance of sanity

[–] alyqz@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 weeks ago

But is it good?

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Is this Vic Michalis' account? Did you just out yourself?

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I saw that link a couple weeks ago, and fell absolutely in love with all things Dropout

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Game changer and Um Actually are my all time favorites

I used to hate listening to DND streams but Dimension 20 made me come around on that. I love a session full of chaos gremlins.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

Game changer and Let's Make Some Noise are mine. The roast the Pete Holmes gave Sam for the whole episode is legendary.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

Also, since you mentioned chaos goblins, are you familiar with Chuckles the Clown..?

[–] m3t00@midwest.social 0 points 2 weeks ago

still finding uses for the 10lb bag of oats from costco.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

awful taste and awful execution, couldn't even melt the cheese properly or get proper coverage, smh my head

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly, I'm impressed they managed to burn the cheese in places and undercook it elsewhere. This is no amateur food crime. This here is the work of a mastermind of incompetence.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

minor—yet valid—concern

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

This is the vanity of humans made manifest. We are naught but sin and hate.