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[–] juliorapido@discuss.tchncs.de 62 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Agree with your point, but cars are far worse…

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 109 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

False dichotomy. We can invest in public transit or even public bike/scooter rentals without allowing free reign for a private company to make profits. So we can all say "fuck cars" while simultaneously criticizing this e-waste as well.

[–] bort@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We can invest in public transit or even public bike/scooter rentals without allowing free reign for a private company to make profits

can we though?

[–] theolodis@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

We could, if not capitalism and free market

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Agreed that cars are worse. If they were used primarily in bike lanes or on roads, I might believe they're displacing cars. As it is, they're primarily operated on sidewalks, effectively displacing pedestrian traffic and public transportation.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago

They're still displacing cars though? Most times I've used one, the alternative would have been taking my car, or a ride hailing app. I'm not taking one instead of a leisurely stroll, I'm taking one to get somewhere in a reasonable amount of time. Which walking was never going to accomplish.

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[–] Strider@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

In Germany this went reaaaallly awesome. First, some years back we had this with the shit bikes and it turned out to be a burden on all and there are massive bike dumps in China.

Then a while later we allow the same with scooters.

And as usual, some people with shit asshole behavior messing it up for everyone.

The other thing I do not get in my head is using public space for business. If I can't just do that companies should be forbidden too.

[–] subarctictundra@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I'm surprised there hasn't been an initiative to get all the DHL/Amazon/etc. pick-up boxes to all share one station.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

I think that's just the Post Office, with extra steps.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That would mean prioritising the public interest over the profits of large corporations. We don't do that here. And if you think that better organisation would benefit everybody, including the corporations, you're a filthy communist.

[–] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

In theory they get a city license and so could you... In theory.

[–] Pupsocks@lemmy.ca 48 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I see this at events and festivals in our town all the time and I think it’s a massive win. Every scooter you see is likely one less car clogging up our streets or taking up a parking spot. Plus, a lot of these riders are out-of-towners bringing business to our local shops and helping the economy. It’s a shame there are so many NIMBYs hating on them when the trade-off is clearly better for the town's bottom line. I’ll take a sidewalk with a few scooters over a gridlocked street any day. Plus they are super fun to ride.

[–] MartianRecon@lemmus.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

The scooters that clog up the sidewalks so people can't use them?

I ride a motorcycle, and the amount of times I've had some fucking moron on a scooter do something erratic and almost cause a crash is way more than cars.

These things take up common spaces for people.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CARS?!? WON'T ANYBODY THINK OF THE POOR CARS?!?

[–] GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for your business. We'll just leave these externalities here for you to enjoy.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm always amused when people get enraged by scooters or bikes on the sidewalk but see nothing wrong in giving over the vast majority of public spaces to cars. Maybe your priorities might be ever so slightly askew here, brother/sister/other kind of sibling.

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Here's the thing, sidewalks have a speed limit to ensure the safety of everyone on them. Scooters or bikes can go faster, yet get to share that space. Me being mad at these things on sidewalks is me being mad at the city planers not giving them their own lane. Take it from the cars, give them a portal and make it in another dimension, idgaf, get them to a safe speed or away from people walking at 5kmh.

[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

i agree but its worth it to take a car off the road. but yeah we should have speed limits and also the kids who go the wrong way on these things down one way streets should get fined or something

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 20 points 2 weeks ago

they find so many of these in our river

[–] Seaguy05@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

That kinda looks like a lot of cars not on the road. Sure, they should have designated drop off and pick up locations so you don't get this mess. However, I think these lime bikes are providing an alternative option to solo drivers.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The free market will solve this problem and introduce three new problems that the free market will solve, contributing to the economy and growth. Forever.

[–] Napster153@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Until someone unlocks the enshittification meta, in which we package worse problems as solutions to be sold.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Stock goes brrrrrr

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

We hage designated parking spots for these in Ottawa (Canada) that's not limited to any one company and it works pretty well. I own an e-scooter but I'll still often rent one if I dont want to park mine somewhere

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Unless they're parked legally I just push them over, away from the sidewalk. And someone else has started as well! They do a decent job of coming to get them and put them somewhere allowed, all in a row. But the app requires you to take geostamped photos so they have proof their riders are just putting them in the middle of the sidewalk and walking away, and they don't care.

Flipside, they're hella nice to grab to work if my car is down or if it's just nice, and you could techically get across my entire city on them (stopping to swap I assume) so there's a bit of democratization about them, but you'd be dumb to try that.

They should be free if they're going to be letting them leave tomorrow's e-waste on our sidewalks. Maybe we could all pay for them together somehow idk

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Each end of the spectrum a has its own issues.

A centrally managed economy can be great for making unpopular but necessary changes, but are prone to massive failures when the law of unintended consequences inevitably shows up to bite you in the ass.

Free market economies are great for letting complexities sort themselves out, but are terrible for quickly making necessary changes, and you end up with "death by 1000 cuts" instead of one but failure.

In the end, I think it's best to use the right tool for the right situation. As the goods/services are less critical, or the barriers to doing it yourself are low, a free market approach tends to work better. As the goods/services become more critical, and the do it yourself barriers are high, the free market approach becomes increasingly shitty for everyone but the owners.

The free market will solve you

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How are they all aggregated together? I’ve never seen more than a handful in one place at a time. Does lime hire someone to gather them all into one place in some cities?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Not sure, but if I had to guess, due to the no parking signs, bus behind the trees, gate off to the right and number of lime things there, it's likely at a convention of some sort. So people likely thought taking those was easier than finding/paying for parking. If true, this is lowering the number of cars needed in the area

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, that would make sense. A 12 hour problem with a 12 hour solution.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 6 points 2 weeks ago

Last time I saw so many in one place, it was at a beer festival.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'll bet it's possible to "borrow" one, gut the electronics, and repurpose it.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a good point. Is it even possible to vandalize or steal something That's been dumped/abandoned on public grounds?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

I suppose it depends on the local laws.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In YouTube, Berm Peak channel folks bought an e-bike from a bankrupt app company, and went on to replace the control unit (plus sensors and the panel). Doable but not painless. Folks in the comments pointed out that a lot of the control units are reprogrammable, though - swap the SIM card and send new settings over SMS.

Edit: Here's the video

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

I do believe that's a 2016-2019 Chevy volt in the first picture.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

It looks like that during sporting events and an hour after the event is over you won't find a single bike within a mile of the stadium.

[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I kinda blame the Police. If I park my personal car, bike, bicycle, whatever, I will receive a ticket.

[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

100 bikes that no riders own, but instead pay to rent, meanwhile one billionaire makes a fortune

[–] TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

hey, at least there was an attempt to keep them out of the middle of the sidewalk. (Don't get me wrong, people leaving these things all over the place makes me crazy. We've got the damn electric scooters strewn around, too.)

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Let's just say its not impossible to crack the firmware on many of these.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

100 people took an e-scooter or e-bike somewhere, and will probably take them back homeward ince the even is over, what's the problem? Should there be another parking lot instead?

[–] atcorebcor@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I never really hear people say that the free market will solve everything. Market failures are a thing and a dominant part of welfare economics.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's the libertarians and retails investors, who root for the ruthless billionaire-owned businesses they invested in, who say that.