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And that’s basically it!
From his wiki:
Asked why he made such a show during the arrest, he said he wanted to appear crazy so he might be placed into an asylum where it would be easier to escape.
Apparently he was a grifter and was using so many fake credit cards that an American Express investigator was there and called the cops.
so the crime was eating a succulent chinese meal all along
Less the eating, more the not paying for the 100th time
Unlawful repast and removal
Funny thing is he wasn’t the one using a fraudulent card that day.
Dude’s whole life is crazy, including with breaking out of multiple orphanages, writing plays in prison with a notable Australian playwright, and being tangentially involved with the Australian Manson family.
So did he know his judo well?
I mean, he kept talking about headlocks without ever being put in one.
Crazy that he admits to it
He maintained that he was innocent in this particular instance and was not convicted for it. He did admit to other crimes.
Yet it was a case of mistaken identity on the day
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest.
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q4bPMxeCnos
C’mon, you can’t post this and not link the video
Such a proper gentleman.
Ah thank you. I've been meaning to watch this
Did the officer ever remove their hand from his penis?
Did the other one effectively receive his limp penis?
One must assume that he did not know his judo well for a penis to remain flaccid in his grip.
I hope this will inspire countless Australians to know their judo well.
Jack Karlson was one of the greatest men I have ever known, he fought by my side, from the siege of P.F. Changs, to the fall of Panda Express.
The wounds he sustained ensuring our victory should have earned him a hero's welcome into Australia.
But the government had little need for heroes...
Tata and farewell
As in cacti?
It is very fine ad libertam prose, indeed. Quite. Mmhm. I SAY SIR! Let go of my penis.