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[–] RedFrank24@piefed.social 78 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I dunno... You can be straight and still consider someone of the same sex attractive, just not so attractive that you'd want to sleep with them.

I'm ace and I find both Tom Ellis and Jenna Coleman attractive, but that doesn't mean I want to sleep with them, or anyone really.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Stupid question time: Does the fact that you're ace omit the gay/straight spectrum entirely, or would you still place yourself on it somewhere?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Some aces have a position on the gay/straight spectrum.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Aesthetic attraction vs Sexual attraction.

You can find someone visually appealing without also finding them sexually appealing.

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 8 points 2 weeks ago

The two are not mutually exclusive.

Sexual attractiveness also doesn’t mean sexual drive. One doesn’t need to be gay to understand that a man is sexually attractive in the way they find compelling. A desire to look good is all it takes.

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 8 points 2 weeks ago

Not having sexual attraction to any people doesn't preclude romantic attraction. I'm ace and panromantic. What OP described is aesthetic attraction

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

We used to call people who omitted the spectrum and were attracted to other people regardless pansexual.

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Agree 100%. I think the guy in the comic got his award prematurely. The rest of the sentence after "but" matters.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm 100% straight, but... I'd totally suck Paul off if he asked."

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What does "ace" mean in this context?

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Asexual, meaning they experience little to no sexual attraction.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

So, if no one experiences sexual attraction to me, what does that make me? Anti-sexual? Axes, maybe?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, FenrirIII, it just makes you ugly.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

creating a new sexual orientation based on whether people are attracted to you as an individual is like a whole new level of narcissism πŸ˜…

why no, I'm not a FenrirIII-sexual, but my friend is (she's a slut)

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[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Tom Ellis is the Lucifer actor, for anyone wondering.

I agree with Coleman though, though I am most probably not ace.

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[–] frog@feddit.uk 39 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I told a female friend of mine that Lou Diamond Philips was a handsome guy, and she said I have the worst taste in men's looks. That moment sometimes makes me question what an attractive guy is suppose to look like. Then I remember her boyfriend was a short, fat slob.

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 14 points 2 weeks ago

Lou Diamond Philips has always been hot. And he's aging like wine: every time I see him, he looks even better.

[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If she was thinking of him without facial hair, I'm with her. If she was thinking of him with facial hair and still not liking it, I'm with you. You'll have to ask and clarify for us next time you see her. The internet (me) needs to know if your friend has bad taste or not.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I said in La Bamba. No facial hair. I guess she was right.

[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hrmm. See, that's different too. I can't say I disagree with her though. He's, at best, only okay in that movie. They tried to do him up like a popstar, but it doesn't quite really work. Older Lou Diamond Phillips is way hotter.

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[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I used to say things like, "I'm straight but" whatever. This was about 30 years ago, and I just didn't know what to do with the idea of gay men, so I would occasionally say things to virtue signal that I was okay with it.

But it turns out that I was just overcompensating and dealing with a bit of "main character" complex. I really didn't need to say or do anything overt to be accepting of gay people.

Inversely, there's "I'm bi, but..." To point out shit that can just be platonic that people keep trying to romanticize.

Like, why can't I complement a friend on their good fashion sense without people assuming there's some attraction there? It's bullshit

I've only ever felt the need to say "I'm not gay" in situations where I thought I might be subject to negative consequences (like violence or getting fired) for being gay, or in situations where I was interested in women and didn't want to be mistaken for being gay. It's a combination of cowardice and loserdom.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale

The scale doesn't translate nicely to common speech.

I like "non zero"

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Scale seems like an oversimplification too, idk what's the difference between a three and a four?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

a person that's hetreonormative going for some gay relationships depending on the person or situation, with people that are presenting broadly more close to the way a person opposite their gender is, contrasting to a person that feels they are part of the LGBT+ community that also cultivates straight relationships if the person they are going for a relationship with if they are presenting broadly more close to their own gender.

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[–] maplesaga@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm 100% straight but, Ryan Gosling can big spoon me and I would be okay with that.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Im 100% straight. On land.

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You know, I think Depeche Mode is a really sweet band!

[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This movie gets horrible reviews, but I always found it hilarious.

That is why it is a "cult classic"

[–] SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wish I could upvoye you more

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'll upvote for you

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'll also give them my upvote (I don't get the reference or why I'm upvoting, but I'll do it for you, @SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev!)

[–] romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seems like some of u have hard time differentiating

  • that person is good looking (regardless of gender)
  • I want to be friends with that person
  • I want to sleep with that person
[–] Crassus@feddit.nl 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty sure 4.20 bucks is less than 20 bucks

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[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 weeks ago

In my mind, I acknowledge that i only ever wanted to have sex with women. But i would be an idiot to make being straight part of my identity because if I would ever meet a man that I could and would love, I would just have made it more difficult for me to accept that and there is zero gain in identifying as straight. I don't think we need to identify our sexuality, we just need to be willing to accept ourselves and go with the flow.

Saying "I am 100% straight!" Seems to be a good way to have an identity crisis when you find someone attractive that doesn't make you feel straight enough to accept it.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think guys should be able to compliment and appreciate each other without assuming they’re closeted.

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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm straight, but I appreciate a good looking dude.

In college we had a very nice looking dude that was part of the guy group. He single handedly increased the group's good looks and we were able to talk to more girls at parties.

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Saying β€œI’m 100% straight but” sounds more like you’re afraid of what others might think about you as a person based on wether or not they approve of your sexuality.

In which case my condolences, and grow some spine.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It can be used as a qualifier. "I'm straight but nice cock" is meant to convey a stronger appreciation of the cock.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm married to a beautiful woman that I love but...

...I'm not like, one hundred percent straight.

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

If you’re secure in your heterosexuality, you can be a bit gay sometimes 😎

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

ThatΕ› not a fair argument, you're playing with loaded dice!

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