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[–] hesh@quokk.au 40 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 84 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think it means there is no backwards. If you're going down the stairs, stop and turn around, you're facing forward in the up direction. You could walk backward on stairs but not stand backward.

But, this is true of most places you stand. Sidewalks, middle of your living room, in a park. You can only stand backwards in places that have a specific direction to stand, such as in a line, an elevator, a classroom.

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 26 points 4 months ago

elevators with rear doors:

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 22 points 4 months ago

Can't stand backwards on stairs. It's immoral, they'll arrest you

[–] deadcream@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Standing on stairs in both directions is a correct orientation, either to go up or down (unless it's single direction stairs of course). The only "wrong" way to do it is sideways, there is no "backwards".

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I now want to use all stairs as sideways as possible. I will be doing this the next time im in public. Someone needs to be the crazy one.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Well, that's not true. The correct orientation is "facing the direction that I'm going".

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I could stand on stairs in either direction, but I'm not sure how to stand in both simultaneously.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Can’t stand backwards in a hallway or a room either. There really isn’t anywhere one could stand backwards, unless the frame of reference is moving (e.g. escalators, airport peoplemover belts).

Backwards is a concept that entirely hinges on motion, come to think of it. No such thing as a static backwards.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

You can absolutely stand backwards in a group that’s all facing one way.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I should clarify: animate objects can’t be backwards without a frame of motion.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A car parked on the wrong side of the street.

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

I would argue that a parked car is not an animate object and that a street has an implied frame of motion

[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Staring backwards at a landscape or art or statue.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 10 points 4 months ago

a y o a

You dropped these

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

the stairs where i work were actually built backwards because of a misprinted blueprint so i can only stand on them backwards

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is this a glass half empty thing?

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, as stairs work both ways, up or down. However one can walk backwards or forwards either up or down stairs, if one wishes to do so. Other options do exist, please see Parkour.

And Michael Scott is running around my head now dramatically saying "parkour". Thanks 😅

[–] mmxxvi@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago

I for my part only ever stand backwards 😌

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 1 points 4 months ago

You can when you face your back to the lift's door

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Ah yes, but you can look backwards while on stairs.