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[–] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 154 points 6 months ago
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 69 points 6 months ago

“Of course I get offended when I’m on my way to rest on my favorite blankie and the greasy primate decides to molest me with their greasy primate paws, which is why I make it a point to make them watch while I clean the defiled part of my body. But do they ever learn? NO!”

[–] Arcanoloth@lemmy.ml 51 points 6 months ago

That's what tou get for not asking permission to touch first. Always squat, extend a hand, and let them sniff and approve first! Consent matters =^_^=

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 31 points 6 months ago

No, if my wife touches my hair I have to fix it. It feels wrong otherwise.

They’re doing the same thing.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

ofc not, they are just fixing their fur

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is actually the cat being interested and curious as to who touched them, not a sign of rejection. If a cat doesn’t want to get touched, you won’t touch it.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

You might touch it, but likely only briefly and you might also regret it.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 16 points 6 months ago

On one hand, how dare you reject my love. On the other, well if you didn't sometimes then you wouldn't be a cat. See you 'round, gato

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's probably an instinct or a reflex. I've noticed my cats consistently start grooming themselves when I pet them and it's as if they can't help themselves if I keep doing it a certain way.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 8 points 6 months ago

Imagine coming out of the shower and some pig brushes up against you. Nice.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

In all fairness she didn’t pass the initial sniff inspection followed by a surprise sniff inspection.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 6 months ago

Shower more, at least. Your disgusting human presence hurts the world, try not to make it so obvious.