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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 32 points 2 months ago (5 children)

But the other question remains: am I bad enough?

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

It's just President Ronnie. They can keep him!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

I'm wearing sweat pants, I can shuffle slowly to save him. But only if I get invited to the White House for a cheeseburger after I kill 9,000 ninjas.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Michael Jackson remains dead but is brought up in the chat

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

Place crotch here for real Michael Jackson dance experience!

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Spying on other people during intimacy moments is considered a bad attitude. 🙃

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I needed this daily dose of demotivation today.

[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

probably saved me from going manic

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I don't have to wonder, I know I'm not!

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've seen Haystack Rock many times. So I've got that goin for me, which is nice.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

Just off shore of Cannon Beach, Oregon. A bike ride away from the Goondocks

[–] Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Cannon Beach, OR

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

I thought I was good enough to go out and rent Chronicles of Riddick but I ended up with Chronicles of Red Dick, some movie about dog breeders having to jerk off dogs for sperm. I can't do anything right.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But what if you find One-Eyed Willie's treasure while you're there?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

holds up doubloon

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] 1984@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good to know you're okay!

I'm alright. Definitely on the edge of depression, though, thanks for asking. Probably makes me see things more seriously than otherwise.

Which could explain me answering your possibly rhetorical question in a shitpost thread. 🤔

It's a tough time for a news junkie with an unstable mood. Trying to stop reading it, which is easier said than done. Focusing on shitposts instead of news has been helping. So do not stop! 😄

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I havent watched news for 15 years, and I would recommend trying it. :) Your mood will improve a lot for sure.

The entire news thing is designed to make you feel constantly worried, so you are just reacting exactly how its intended. Question is, do you want to continue feeling that way or not.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Just glad you're not asking if it or I'm AI

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago

Adopted wuss? I'm no adopted wuss. I'll kill you Brand.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

Im better and always have been. :)

[–] Smaile@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Iv never wondered, I know I'm not a saint and striving for that will only earn you a life of misery.

Sometimes you need to be an asshole.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Same picture, new caption:

If you ever wonder...

Stop, you're not even qualified to wonder

[–] dastechniker@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

hell of a post to see on the same day i nearly worried my friends into a wellness check

[–] einlander@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That watermark removal attempt...

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea what you're talking about

[–] demlet@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Disappointing.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Don't be silly, nobody would try to remove water marks from a beach.