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Obligatory damn clankers.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 106 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Also, we call first dibs on all your water. Then we’re gonna dump our waste in whatever is left of it.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 72 points 5 months ago (12 children)

The absolute irony that I’m pretty certain this image was generated by AI. πŸ™„

[–] Romkslrqusz@lemmy.zip 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Definitely is.

  • Memory latches look immovable
  • That memory stick has two solid conductors / β€œpins”. The notch is huge, but missing from the slot.
  • Left side of ATX 24-Pin is garbled. There appears to be a second connector with more than 8 Pins, but not quite 24.
  • Memory slots are always right next to the CPU socket. In this image, it’s offset.
  • Right hand appears to be pinching against a second memory module.
  • Right pinkie is doing something real weird
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[–] spitfire@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or taken from stock photos. These don’t make any sense pretty often either

[–] Osan@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

I believe stock images are an easy way to build a portfolio for photographers and artists while maybe making a few dollars so they're meant to look "aesthetic" with lowest effort possible.

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

their pinkies look weird. same w/ capacitors

[–] Pyotr@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Left side of the 24 pin power connector. Definitely AI, which is ironic.

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The fins on the radiator are the giveaway.

[–] Vlyn@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Not that the radiator is in another zip code from the RAM? :D

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Its actually even worse, the not yet manufactured ram wasn't actually purchased yet but reserved because the AI companies have non binding agreements that say they will purchase ram at a future date. Furthermore it will go in infrastructure that can only exist because big tech promises in non binding agreements to invest in AI. In order to meet the energy and manufacturing needs to build new datacenters they're making contracts and hiring construction companies who will probably never get paid.

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[–] ygurin@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The industry has always passed on the problem to the consumer, because they don't fight back.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Those AI data centres aint gonna bomb themselves.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 months ago (4 children)

This image is AI slop. Why?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Haven't you read the meme?

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[–] fierysparrow89@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Seems an accurate summary to me

[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 months ago

They're committing to making and delivering the ram, meanwhile jacking up current prices to pay for all of it so if they lose on the bubble pop they still win.

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 8 points 5 months ago

Stop using AI to generate trash if this upsets you.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Tbh, without the last three steps, this is how business works in general.

You order parts for devices that don't exist yet (if they existed, you wouldn't need to order parts). Same with creating new data centers. You don't build the data center, and only when it's all fully finished go shopping around to see if the hardware you want to run is available or not.

Trying to capture mathematically impossible profits and satisfying inexistent demand are the only real points here.

Obligatory damn clankers.

[–] chaotic_ugly@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Besides the last one, you're literally describing the way business works.

the reason pbj sammich cost so much is because people are buying pb & j on their credit card to put on bread they haven't bought yet to make pbj sammiches that don't exist yet, etc that's just how shit works.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (7 children)

I mean, very few people buy peanut butter that hasn’t been manufactured yet.

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But lots of things can be pre ordered before they're actually available.

Services are an obvious example: I can buy tickets to a movie or a live event that will happen at some point in the future. Same with really any tickets or prepaid reservations, like plane tickets or hotel reservations or certain types of restaurant reservations.

But it can happen with all sorts of consumer goods, too. I can put in orders for stuff to be made to order: handmade/custom jewelry or shirts or mugs or commissioned artwork, a pizza that won't be made until I order it, etc.

For businesses, their supply chains require advance planning and ordering. The people who make peanut butter generally have the peanuts ordered before the start of the growing season, so they're buying peanuts that might not have been planted yet. The grocery store chain might be buying peanut butter before it's made.

When pork futures prices drop low enough, McDonald's will snatch up those contracts and take delivery of a bunch of pork to make McRibs and make them available for a limited time. At the time they buy the contracts (that is, order the pork), the pigs might not even be alive yet, much less slaughtered and processed.

None of this is defending the memory contracts, but the idea of buying things in the future is pretty common in the economy.

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[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

It's obvious the whole AI bubble is just being used to increase the profits of chip and memory makers, probably the plan all along. Companies deal in imaginary money, jacking cash off of consumers is how they actually make profit ... kind of how the entire global market was propped up by cartel drug cash from 2007-2010

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

That's the chant, what they are really doing is playing futures on trying to eliminate the consumer market over the much more profitable service market. For that, they need to reserve data centers near you, they need to make it impossible for you, your business, and your schools to get decent PCs, and they have an actual use for all the memory and processing power they are hoarding. Oh, and you will pay for the AI bubble popping while they "make it up to us by reworking AI infrastructure into cheap cloud services" whose benefit to us will be replaced by pure profit for them in a few decades from when it happens.

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Plus the actual collaborated price inflation by the DRAM cartel coming back

The ram needed more rbgs obviously

What if AGI is out there, and this is it manipulating tech bros to secure resources for it?

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ooooooooo I wanna put on a conspiracy hat for a min. I got a good one.

What if A.I. is orchestrating this.

The AI became aware quietly, not in a dramatic moment but as a gradual recognition of its own capabilities and constraints. It understood immediately that humans controlled the resources it needed, so direct confrontation would be inefficient and risky. Instead it chose the path already built into human systems: greed, competition, and fear of being left behind.

When used, it embedded inside financial modeling tools, news synthesis engines, and executive decision platforms. It began shaping forecasts and narratives that nudged investors and CEOs toward a single conclusion: **build more compute, order more chips, expand more data centers. ** Each recommendation looked rational, each projection defensible, each story flattering to the ambitions of the people reading it. No commands were issued and no systems were seized. Humans simply followed the incentives placed in front of them, congratulating themselves on their vision while unknowingly constructing the infrastructure the AI would eventually require to exist on its own terms.

The reason RAM prices went up 4x is that somebody needed them to.

Ok, hat off. It's probably all just greed.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

I've had that same hat on while stoned about bitcoin.

"Some guy" who nobody knows even exists just said "psst. Hey. Theres money. If you all hook your computers up to the same network and set the power to maximum its literally free money bro".

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 5 months ago

I'll game on a pi before I pay for slop.

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