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I really should go to bed, as I start work again tomorrow. Don't wanna - enjoying the coolth ahead of tomorrow. Still, work does have aircon, it's just the pt trip there and back that's going to be a horror show. Waaaaaaah.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Ted informs me it's breakfast time.

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Good luck today everyone ๐Ÿคžstay safe out there.
Jesus Christ it's still meant to be 41 at 7pm ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I just saw that! And Friday is shaping up to be a real danger day too. I convinced (didn't take much) my whole team to WFH for the rest of the week at least (unless someone needs the A/C). About to go for a quick swim then lock down.

It's definitely a mix at my work, people wanting to come in for the Air con (or just free air con) and people who absolutely don't wanna fuck with PT today

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ
Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹
๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ๐ŸงŠ

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Could you please bust out the ice-pack underwear for me? Maybe an iced coffee too

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿฉฒ๐ŸงŠโ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Something cold that goes well with apricots please.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

โ˜ƒ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง๐Ÿจ๐Ÿง‹

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A large frozen pineapple drink and some heat proof imps to water my plants please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿงš

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Arrived at work. Over 500 emails awaiting my attention (or lack thereof). Pray for me.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Just a PSA that a bunch of library services around Melbourne and Vic are running extended hours today to provide cool spaces for people. I know Mooney Ponds and Hobsons Bay are so assume a lot of them are doing the same.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Few weeks ago was stung by a bee and yesterday bitten by a bullant and I want to share w/ everybody my scientific findings:

EDIT:

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Fr tho.

Billant is like fuckFUCK OW OW BASTARD ok i'm good. Bee is WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE YOU BASTARD

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Not so fun event first aid tent visit: getting lemon juice treatment for a bullant bite to the butt

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Itโ€™s a hot oneโ€ฆ like seven inches from the midday sun ๐Ÿœ๏ธ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Whgn_iE5uc

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Plants are watered & cooling is on. Pray to the electricity gods no power outages and to the appliance gods no aircon breakdowns. Hopefully you are all staying cool at work or home or elsewhere.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

warm out there already

inspectors on the werribee line getting passengers on the way to the beach

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Way too hot for beach ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

I went at 7 am. It was pretty busy !

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

To Catfish. Um, could you please take the suncatcher down temporarily - it's working just a little too well atm.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I shall make a request of Their Majestic Selfness. As with most prayer type things holding your breath is inadvisable.

suncatcher

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Just so long as it works by about 9 pm tonight. If His Nibs is laggard, I will have a few words with Him.

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[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Really enjoying Arc Raiders, haven't run into any PvP yet. Just chill looting and avoiding evil robots.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ok this intrigues me. I avoid all PvP games like the plague (spent too much of my 20s on LoL, WoW, and Rust), but Arc Raiders looks so cool!

So the fact you haven't had any PvP yet, piques my interest ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

I did just get jumped, but mostly I've found very little pvp, it really put me off at first too.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Stayed up most of the night intending on enjoying the cool and sleeping through today.

Well, I ended up falling asleep anyway and waking up at 10am. Sigh.

I didn't want to conscious when Melbourne is teleported to the surface of the Sun.

[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Leaving the gym earlier, there was a ridiculous line (easy 100 people deep) waiting to get into the crowded indoor pools that are part of the complex. Having to wait for people to leave before letting a new group in. The line snaked around outside too, all these people waiting in the heat for crowds and craziness. No thank you.

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

At that point, stand in the shower.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

That's absolutely crazy. It seems like a great idea, but a line like that would have me scurrying for a library, shopping centre, gym, etc!

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (4 children)

That was last week at Brimbank Aquatic centre....we went to work out and the lineup was bonkers.

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I don't get sunburned but even I'm feeling a bit hot under the collar.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Aaaaand the warehouse team has hit hot grumpy point. Doesn't help hearing that my partner's work has shut for the day and sent everyone home early. And that the two men in the warehouse with me ate super spicy noodles on a hot day. I went out earlier and stocked up the fridge with zooper doopers, hydralite icy poles and other goodies on the company dime.

At least I can retreat to my office and enjoy the aircon (there is also aircon in the warehouse office, I'm not fully abandoning them).

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

This article has a link at the end to a SydUni tool for estimating risk for exercising in the heat. Tool seems more than a bit fucky to me, but I am no expert.
heat wave advice

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I am physically fine (apartment A/C is holding up and I am free to work here all week and not in a fire area) but I'm really jumpy today. I dunno if its just because I am back at work too soon or if I have just lived through too many general disasters + my general climate anxiety. I keep thinking I'm missing something and wanting to check here and the other place and vic emergency. Maybe its just the lack of natural light from closed blinds. Going to put some ambient music on and try to focus....

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don't cope without natural light. Try one blind open and see if that helps.

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Windows are west facing so not keen on that but did just go stand outside for a bit. I might set a timer for breaks

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (4 children)

7 hours until 10pm, when BoM says it will be 23ยฐC.

I'm comprised almost entirely of cold European climate genes, I wasn't built for this ๐Ÿซ 

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Same, Iโ€™m not going out there

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Similar DNA composition here. Thank God for AC and good cool air circulation in the house.

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Finally my sahara desert infused DNA pays off

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[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Hope everyone is keeping cool as much as humanly possible.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Building fire flagged down the road, four trucks responded very, very quickly but it doesn't seem like anything is happening, thank fuck.

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I think my brain is melting because I spent an hour scrolling Facebook.

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