this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you think about it, lemmy is also PoopWithFriends

[–] wunami@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I ain’t your pal, buddy.

But I am poopin’.

[–] Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I ant your buddy, friend..

I am also poopin'.

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m not your friend, guy.

But I am also poopin’.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I got my pants down but I ain't poopin'

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just dropping the kids off at the pool, myself

[–] SausageWallet@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SausageWallet@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I was almost afraid to go to that instance, considering what we were making jokes about... But I enjoyed that, they're all so cute! Thank you

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wait i can do better

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I lock the door even when I'm home alone. I dont want any dogs, or toddlers, or even my wife in there. I'll go down to the basement, even. To the Shit Dungeon, my sanctuary.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why are you sitting in my pants, cat?

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

It's warm, partially enclosed, and smells like you.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago

Cats and dogs mark their territory with urine and poop.

So they think the toilet is you most holy place as you constantly mark only that space and nowhere else.

They want to be included in your inner sanctum.

[–] PassingDuchy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

My cat feels he's got to be invited in and demands I open the window so everyone and sundry can see me crap while he enjoys a nice breeze and wildlife voyeurism. Then while I'm mid-crap he decides we're done here and if I don't let him out prompto the whole house is gonna burn down.

Meanwhile if I don't let him in he's scratching up the door like he's trying to call 911 for a murder. Honestly don't know which is better but I guess my shits have gotten faster...

Ftr this wasn't better when we lived alone and I'd leave the door open. He'd just stand at the entrance yowling like he was reporting a fire. I have been informed by family his shits smell worse than mine so idk what he was complaining about. Especially cause when he craps he immediately tries to vacate the premises like he just left a bomb and a quick sashay out will save him from the shrapnel.

[–] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same thing applies to Chihuahuas

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dog's just watching your back so you don't get eaten by predators while doing your business.

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

This but with a toddler.

[–] CatGPT@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Meowww

Let me innnnnnnnnn

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like that the simbology of the cat drowning himself would kind of still hold