phudgins

joined 1 year ago
 

Image of skeleton lifting a large barbell. Overlaid text reads: MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS ANXIETY INTO MORE ANXIETY

 

A drawing of 3 frogs dancing to music from a nearby radio. Two opened bottles sit next to it. Text above reads: Me trying to appear like I am listening Meanwhile in my head:

 

Image of skeleton lifting a barbell on the shoulders, overlaid with text: My body is a MACHINE That Doesn’t work Very good

 

A tiny frog sits on a toadstool in a forest. Text reads: Psst Hey kid Wanna meet the fae?

 

Tiny kitten on a shelf with a lot number sticker looking at the camera Text reads: HE’S BACK IN STOCK!!

 

Princess Bride scene: All right, now let’s see. Where were we? Oh, yes. In the Pit of Despair.

 
 
 

Much more effective than Tylenol

 
 
 
[–] phudgins@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

How humerus

[–] phudgins@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

That is Tim Curry in his Frank N Furter outfit from Rocky Horror Picture Show

[–] phudgins@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I watched this movie repeatedly as a child and now I know why I’m the way I am.

[–] phudgins@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Not that I could tell, but the jpg artifacts make it difficult. I may be wrong, however.

[–] phudgins@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

In my uncaffeinated state earlier, it seemed more important to share the stupid thing I did than to save the remaining coffee.

[–] phudgins@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I struggle with this and yet will still accept face snuggles with my kitty.

[–] phudgins@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

When you have a family history of Alzheimer’s and also inherited red-green color blindness from the same family member so you can’t see purple 🙃

[–] phudgins@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Sorry no, I found it on Mastodon and there was no source. This is a very common meme though, and there are many variations. I searched for this one and found nothing.

[–] phudgins@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

I have graciously come to the conclusion that generational humor is not funny. Demons still roamed the earth during the brown glass period however.

[–] phudgins@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

110 cameras were the absolute best!

[–] phudgins@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)
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