this post was submitted on 22 May 2025
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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 68 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't seems like rubbing helps

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Drinking alcohol for inside boo boos, rubbing alcohol for outside boo boos and permanent markers.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, now my dick is drunk and it burns.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Getting your penis involved in this is definitely a you issue.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

Heh "rubbing" alcohol

[–] bratorange@feddit.org 23 points 11 months ago

You can use alcohol, just be careful if it has open wounds.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 months ago

Yup, it was for my fusili pasta....

[–] aramova@infosec.pub 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Shit, what else did you steal from the Whitehouse?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Way too big for that

[–] Ele7en7@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Go over it with a dry erase marker, then wipe it off

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

This fucks up your dry erase markers

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Fun prank: Do this around the 7 foot mark of the tape measure, then sell it at a thrift store.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] Newsteinleo@infosec.pub 5 points 11 months ago

Willing to bet someone did it as a prank.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

As a straight male I was like huh, bet they don't have to worry about accidently gagging someone. Then I thought, hmm I bet I could do that without it gagging me, then I said... Hm, maybe I should question if I shouldve jumped straight to saying straight male.

It's like they always say when you give birthday blowjobs, it isn't gay if it's their birthday.

[–] thisisnotgoingwell@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Is it though? Just kidding of course I know it is. You measure ass to tip right? Right.

https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 11 months ago

uh.. bhuh...uh... You... You don't? You don't measure by Ass to tip... Like..?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Ignorance is bliss, when living butt to tip.

[–] TemplaerDude@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Write over it with a dry erase marker and erase it. Voila.

Also you got a small peepee

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Magic eraser (melamine foam)

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago

Would invalidate the point of it being a permanent marker, wouldn't it?

[–] Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago