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Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!
Trucking is so bad for you. I did a couple of years and gained more weight than I care to mention. You sit in that seat for 16 hours a day. You tell yourself you're going to eat healthy and exercise, but by the time you shut down for the night you're exhausted. You eat a shitty carb heavy meal and sleep on it. Then you do it again.
Really we need to let truckers do uppers again. This drug free attitude we've adopted just isn't healthy! JK about that last part. Kinda
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After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you'll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.
A year isn't even enough time to give yourself proper liver disease, unless it's acute. But then you have a better chance of straight up dying from alcohol poisoning or DUI.
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How old are you, or were you? Not saying there are no younger people who pack on weight, I’ve just found it’s harder to stay in shape as I get older. And if you’re not trying at all, this can happen to anyone. Course you his guy may have always been like that.
Was 22 when I first got into shape, currently almost fifty and don't judge anyone who has the ability to stick they chin out further than their belly.
But that picture is real. And I'll say it "this specific person deserves to be judged!"
There’s this line in that new show I watched. The guy just gets dumped by his wife, goes like: « He needed to sit a minute…. He sat down 20 years » The scene hit like a brick
(Can’t find it dubbed.. sorry 😅 https://youtu.be/yaw5pRm364U )
Can I be real with you for a little? I got broken up with by the girl that got me to start working again. The moment I got into okish shape, she dipped. The ones I have met via the apps, have asked me to get back to my old self.
I didn't know what that means, but I am far from someone who needs advice(even though I do need to lose a few inches from my waistline). But I don't need to be reminded! I do a good enough job of insulting myself.
Sorry about what you’re going through 🫂
From what I understand you avoided the worst of it, and for that you can be proud. It’s not an easy road.
The clip wasn’t meant as a reference to your life, but to other people who get stuck in a moment for decades.
It's all good. It would be better if I hadn't lost all the progress I made on my health. But it is getting better.
I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.
Anyways, how far along, truck chief?
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🎶Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Because it feels so empty without me!
🎶Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells"bitch"🎶
I don’t really understand song lyrics (rap’s generally easier to understand, but not Eminem, lol), so that’s the first time I realized how it goes and I strongly identify with this.
My parents were both born in 1950, and one of my aunts was born five years earlier. I know those are literally two different generations, but also figuratively. My parents’ favorite musicians were Eric Clapton and Donovan, and my aunt’s was Elvis, the latter of which seemed unbearably old fashioned to me as a kid (and I was born about 30 years after Clapton and Donovan became relevant, but they were still at least enjoyable to listen to even when I was very young).
Meanwhile, my goofy ass was born five years after you. I spent a huge chunk of my childhood sitting at the foot of my bed with an old Caliphone record player listening to the Elvis readers digest collection.
My grandmother was obsessed to a level that was quite insane.
My poor grandpa had to make love to his wife under a giant picture of Elvis Presley, and he knew good and well where she was pretending to be. Her cars all had a huge silhouette of Elvis on the back glass and one on the hood with the text reading something like “#1 Elvis Fan”. “‘at was ‘uh perdiest man who ever lived right ‘tar.” Said Grandma.
You would think her obsession would have made me feel the way you felt about it. Something is wrong with me though haha.
Hey, you do you! I can enjoy a little Elvis now, too, but I had a hard time with anything pre British Invasion as a kid
I will say, I rarely listen to Elvis now. If I do it’s just a way to connect with little kid me.
The Beatles though, I listen to them every day and I have my whole life.
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Dude those are not different generations. They are both early boomers.
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jesus christ that belly
well, he's gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month
He’ll keep on truckin’….. for UberEats
hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now
It really is. What the fuck?
it's a good time for them, dispassionately speaking- Ocean freight is down, meaning you're looking for nearshoring (Mexico and Canadian cross border freight), meaning you want more over the road shipping across large land masses than shipping to a port.
Who will be able to afford ubereats?
OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX...
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and again when they finish figuring out self driving trucks. https://www.theverge.com/news/659518/aurora-autonomous-truck-first-delivery-texas
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