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[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 62 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well he sucked someone off, that's the important part.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago

Sucked something off. It could have been a horse.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Oh come on, it's just now getting funny. It's horrific still with other things, but this is funny.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-freezes-as-man-collapses-right-behind-him-in-oval-office/

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Seriously. I'm so here for milking the lolz from this for as long as possible.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 30 points 10 months ago

Meanwhile, while everyone is talking about the trump/clinton trist:

[–] HalifaxJones@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

That’s technically what Maga voters think too 🤷

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[–] errer@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So the 45th and 47th presidents blew the 42nd. The founding fathers would be proud.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

The founding fathers would be standing proud.

Full attention no less

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The third arm is foe the Bellamy salute

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[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Apparently, Bill likes getting his dick sucked—not to an unhealthy degree—but to a history altering degree.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't it be wild if two different presidents were impeached, a quarter century apart, because Bill Clinton got his dick sucked?

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it be wild if dick sucking got him and not raping children because americans hate one of these things nore than the other?

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[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Up there with Genghis Khan's on the Mount Rushmore of world altering penises.

Although, I don't really see what's impeachable about this, but I also know that the right doesn't seem happy and the rules don't matter anyway so hey.

[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Isn't that already cleared in hearings, "I did not have sex with that woman", BJ is not sex /s

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

that's the key, we were all focused on the "did not have sex" instead the tricky bit was "that woman".

[–] gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If a BJ is not sex then Im straight as spaghetti

Edit: My browser decided to save that as a "note" now I dont know where it is or how to delete it.

[–] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Im straight as spaghetti

Cooked spaghetti is quite non-straight in my book.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The wild part is that bill didn't believe it was sex as long as the other person didn't finish him off.

The Dollop podcast covered it recently. Absolutely astonishing.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Our first LGBT president ! 🏳️‍🌈 We should all rejoice, peace and harmony is coming

[–] Strocker89@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think you mean our second, because this makes Bill the first.

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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 17 points 10 months ago

I really want to end it but there are a few people I have to outlive out of spite.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can't wait for the fanfic

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 10 months ago

My Lemmy is already flooded.

[–] mtpender@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Looks like the White House has a new "Throat GOAT".

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Nancy Reagan is raging in hell right now!

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Please use spoilers or mark NSFL

[–] gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com 3 points 10 months ago

yeah great thanks for that mental image

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I fully understand just how much people hate Trump. Please report or challenge any comments that are homophobic, or have an anti LGBT angle. Him being a monster isnt an excuse for it

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Totally okay to make fun of a homophobe for being a hypocrite. But also on that note, this

Matters what you're saying. Dude blowing another dude isn't bad. A homophobe being revealed to have done gay stuff IS hilarious.

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[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I remember those days, kids. The dark times. It all started with a gorilla named Harambe…

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Book of Endings, 1:15-23

15 - And lo, when Harambe ascended to his rightful reward, he found the great seat empty, the post abdicated, for the Creator had forsaken the creation.

16 - Finding the holy promontory abandoned, Harambe chose, then, to take that highmost throne and make for himself a lofty view of creation.

17 - And He did gaze upon the world and found it wanting.

18 - And Harambe wept, for there were no greater heights to conquer.

19 - It came to pass that Harambe did gnash his teeth and, seeing only the world below him, realised the nature of the prison to which he had committed himself.

20 - And Harambe contented himself with throwing the many integral parts of that world through the bars of the prison in which he now found himself, like an Ape throwing feces through the bars of his cage.

21 - And there came then great plagues from the animals of the land, and storms from the seas. Fire rose from the air and the people of the land below cried out.

22 - And Harambe, hearing their cries, sought to ameliorate their fears by throwing more of his dung from that great height.

23 - And lo, the many peoples of the Earth began to accustom themselves to the persistent rain of feces, now transubstantiated into flesh and land and time.

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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At this point you should filter news through AI to get rid of such spam.

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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The barely readable "Related" column: 😳

[–] Ghis@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

We live in the end times.

*I mixed up the Three Musketeers and the Four Horsemen

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

What, you have not yet acclimated to the Clown World timeline/dimension?

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

PoV, you live in a Wattpad story.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

I'm cautiously optimistic about all this, but it feels very much like 9 years ago when pizzagate broke.

[–] Eximius@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It potentially is a fake "cover" article, literally an article made to deluge the internet search index with the keywords "epstein" and "trump" but with a less heinous and more confusing, not damning headline (the only thing most people read). Thus anybody searching for the keywords in the future will find nothing (in the first page of google, bing, or brainrot character generator matrix of your choice)

Apparently they do this quite a lot in UK, i've heard (Boris). Once you know it, you see it a lot.

Just reading the actual "article" is usually wild, quality worse than tabloids, and you're left confused, because why would someone spend time and effort writing an article that is not interesting in any way, completely unfounded, just plain nothing. Well, the reason is usually they did have a reason, and the reason was money and malicious. These days it's most likely AI slop.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Presidential NTR…

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The asswipe Vlad knows and he will not share with us.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It harkens back to when the GOP were clutching pearls over bills BJ.

Trump has done everything the GOP whine about democrats doing and they line up to metaphorically jerk him off. It only makes sense they be reminded of all the damage they've done to this country in their quest for power.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

Anything to distract from the fact that he definitely had sex with children.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

They finally got my slash fiction script.

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