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[–] huf@hexbear.net 0 points 10 months ago

extreme m'lady energy

[–] shath@hexbear.net 0 points 10 months ago

not allowed within 300m of a school looking asses

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I got from context and other memes that Tories are not liked, but now I finally understand why after seeing those three 🤢

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 0 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The guy on the left defended sibling marriage on live telly, which is somehow taking the stereotype of a young Tory a bit far.

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Holy, the glasses/hat combo don't do him any favours either in that regard

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

He looks like the trans milking guy

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The what? (Am totally OOTL)

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 0 points 10 months ago

It's human pet guy. You don't want to know.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I swear to god, if this is human pet guy

Edit: It's fucking human pet guy

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

”If you look at the number of birth defects among individuals that are father and daughter or brother and sister it’s about 57 per cent and although you might go oh that’s absolutely terrible I would note that those individuals wouldn’t exist at all if it weren’t for the marriages that created them so they’re no worse off.

“Sure the birth defects are bad relative to not having them but it’s better to have those birth defects and exist than to not exist at all.”

…what the fuck kind of logic is that? You can apply that to someone living with birth defects, you cannot use that as an excuse to not prevent birth defects.

[–] Junkers_Klunker@feddit.dk 0 points 10 months ago

He’s got a hot one for his sister prolly.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

hold on you tell me this is not a joke post with fake people?

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

1: Inspector Moe Lestor 2: The Diddler 3. MBGAMAN

All three you could defeat with a conveniently placed sneeze.

Moe Lestor made me laugh. Good one.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Say what you will they all do look so british that I'm afraid to be on a different continent from them

[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 0 points 10 months ago

I don't get why they are all cosplaying a seedy man from the 70s.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 10 months ago

There can't be TWO blue MAGAs. One of you is going to have to change.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 0 points 10 months ago

Over here in Australia we have the young liberals, and its exactly the same dorky groups. I'm not sure why there seems to be a memo for young conservative groups to produce "look at how badass we are, here's three of our members in suits" content, but I die a little inside every time I see it. From cringe. I die from cringe.

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 0 points 10 months ago
  1. most 'trustworthy' politician
  2. arrested for something
  3. is going to be arrested for something
[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 0 points 10 months ago

Guy on the left looks like a BDG character

[–] teft@piefed.social 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Is everyone in your country the color of dish towels? Those boys need some sun.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They've seen the sun. Once, it was 2004, it's been grey out ever since.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 0 points 10 months ago

All Summer in a Day

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Are these actual photos of people? Please tell me this is AI.

[–] syreus@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Look guys. There is nothing wrong with liking musical theatre. You don't know what you are missing. If you are some wannabe alphamale then go watch Moulin Rouge!, Cabaret, or even The Book of Mormon. Life is too short to not try everything you can. There are more serious ones but the ones I listed are very appealing to the average hetero man(Cabaret may be a little too gay in parts for some of you).