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My own proposal -
Mice: Hobbit
Rats: Human
Hamsters: Goblins
Rabbits: Elves
Ferrets: Faerie
Moles: Dwarves
Guinea Pigs: Orcs
Capybaras: Cloud Giants
I like this a lot better. I’m going to start telling people I have the two cutest elves at home 💚
Beavers? Storm giants?
yeah rats are 100% human, we're both basically defined by our sociality and can step off a boat on a random island and it'll have a population of 10'000 by the end of the decade