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Airlines have condemned government plans to stop them charging parents to sit beside their children, warning that the changes threaten the ability to profit from making a three-year-old cry.

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Always want an aisle seat,

We should fly together. I'm your window weirdo who HATES airplane bathrooms, so also not gonna need to get past you for all 8 hours.

I'm 350 pounds. You are my dream flight partner.