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[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

I don’t think he will loose the election, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a looser.

If he wins by a landslide, he will still have the enquiry into his cryptobro bribe. If he almost looses, he almost lost to a bloke with a bin on his head.

Edit: Results are in: BinFace had just under 1/3rd of the votes, Fascist Scam Artist had just over 2/3rd of the votes, did not attend the count and did not give a victory speech. Utter contempt for his constituents.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"loose" is the opposite of tight.

"lose" (one O) is the opposite of win.

[–] alibloke@feddit.uk 14 points 2 days ago

I'm glad someone said it. Makes my eye twitch

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

Well, FarReich is also a loose cunt, given all the foreign interest dick he keeps taking.

^disclaimer: only proverbial vaginas like Ser Frogface, can become loose. Biological vaginas do NOT.^

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 19 points 2 days ago

Almost 9.5k people made the point they'd rather have a novelty candidate in charge than a charlatan. And honestly I think Binface would have been a good MP. Sure, the bar is low compared to Froggie.

Whatever the result had been, Five Mil Fashy would have lost.

Let the investigations (re)commence!

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Quite disappointing that it was only a 44% voter turnout with all the publicity around it.

[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Absolutely. But the good news is that there is no possible way that he can argue that he has a mandate.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago

He'll do it anyway. The government argued they had a full Brexit mandate when it was literally 52%

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

But he still will.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well, I guess a lot of people couldn't bring themselves to vote for either the ridiculous joke candidate or for the one with a bin over his head.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

BinFace had just under 1/3rd of the votes, Fascist Scam Artist had just over 2/3rd of the votes

That's it. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 days ago

Let's book our tickets to Sigma IX.

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

It's not over yet, Binface will duel wanker for round 2.

[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well that sucks, I really wanted that to happen.

[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 17 points 2 days ago

This is the highest percentage of the vote that an absurdist candidate has ever captured. I would count that as a win.

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Chad Binface is happy with just one sensible vote.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

He didn't increase his lead either it's pretty much the same result