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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

This is like 75% of my first dates these days. TIL I date seagulls.

I grew up on the beach and hated them as a kid, and this also explains why I hate so many of my first dates too.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have you tried asking humans out on a date? Might have better luck. At the very least, human beaks are softer than seagull beaks.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I assume they are humans until they start squawking and demanding truffle fries. I fucking hate truffle fries.