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Maybe he just wants to be friends with them all! Most straight guys don't have enough genuine friends who are women.
Or
Better to hang out as a group first, get to know each other in a different context, and maybe safer too, once fucking decisions are made.
Or
Maybe he doesn't know if they each know the others gave him their numbers and wants to eliminate the drama of them finding out separately.
Or, he doesn't remember which number is who.
Whoa
OR
Dude is trying to create a life long memory of the time he had a 4 way.
5 way, unless he's just watching the girls. Which, like, if that's his thing and they're into it, works too!
Someone has to hold the camera, pics or it didnt happen.
What do you think selfie sticks are for?
I thought selfie sticks existed to announce to everybody in the vicinity that you're a pillock.
I must record my trip to Disneyland from an altitude of 7 ft because that's totally what everyone wants.
I was sort of joking in my previous comment, but since you mentioned it, I've actually seen an interesting use for selfie sticks: third-person video. I saw a video of someone putting the selfie stick over his shoulder facing forward to where he himself was looking, and creating a third-person video that way; it recorded everything he saw as he walked, but you could also see the back of his head and shoulders himself as he moved forward. I thought that was pretty cool.
Can you imagine? Thats way too much stress.
Nah it's just spaghetti, chili, cheese, beans, and onions. Nothing to stress about
But fr it would only be stressful if they aren't into each other, at which point that's on them for agreeing to it
so you're telling me ... there is a chance?
And if they tipped, he could say he got paid to do it
Or maybe he's gay and is just looking to have a girl time.
Or maybe he's three kids in a trench coat.
Or trans.
The gay part and also this
And on top of all that, a serial killer looking for more ears for xer ear wall.
this
The word "fucking" is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It truly is a masterpiece of linguistics.