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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

He's about halfway there:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-michael-get-micropenis-enlargement-surgery

Edit:

58% as of 27 June

55% as of 29 June (I didn't know it could go down)

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Wait....penis enlargement surgery EXISTS??? Why don't all men know about this??? Hang on guys, I'm going to find out what the largest penis in history has been.....and then I'm getting TRIPLE that size!!!

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's my understanding that it's more of a last case scenario kind of thing, like, most guys don't want to have surgery on their penis and it can also have complications too.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, unnecessary surgery around all those nerve endings sounds crazy.

Congratulations on your new 14 inch wang, no feeling.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah... I don't think they can add nerves or whatever tissue your the dick is made out of.... I wouldn't think the end result could be all that functional. Who gives a shit about aesthetics if you can't cum...

[–] PanGodofPanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

They can't add nerves, but they can connect existing ones assuming there's an effective technique for the structure (probably not when you're going for something this....inhuman)

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

Rumor is that's what happened to Elon's dick. Botched enlargement surgery.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

I would say it's probably not worth it just because you will most likely have sensory loss and erectile dysfunction which for most would be worse than the problem its self. Theres more risks as well, but those alone sound like a nope from me.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

It exists, but the complications are prohibitive for someone that isn't hit with disability level malformation. Plus, there's a limit to what it can do

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 11 points 3 weeks ago

The real question is, why isn't this covered by Medicaid?!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

/uj some of us are happy with what we got. Also there is a things as too big. I don't want to hurt my partner.

/rj you sure you want 3 Steven Millers on your crotch?

[–] titter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

For what i recall, from being chronically online:

They go in around your lil guy and release the shaft from everything around it and shift it forwards. It gives you more visibility of what exists but does not actually make anything bigger. Idk about adding anything, because i did not look into it further.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

The surgery went a success but as a complication you can no longer get a boner.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There is a ligament that can be relocated to make a flaccid penis appear larger, but there is no enlargement surgery.

[–] DougPiranha42@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There are implants. Men are getting some gnarly complications like ED, infections.

https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/penis-implant-lawsuit-penuma/

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

I just learned about IPPs (Inflatable Penile Implants) and they seem pretty cool if your penis was otherwise non-functional, but as others have said, any surgery on my penis is pretty much a last resort.

[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Apparently it's only girth they can modify. Not length.