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Mark woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on his blinds, cascading over his naked posterior. He stretched, his flanks lifting with his glutes as he greeted the sun. He rolled out of bed and put on compression shorts, the sinews of his haunches prominently showing through the thin fabric. He bottomed buttingly to the stairs, and derriered downwards.
That last line is incredible.
Thanks! It's all just adapted from the original:
Haha, I thought it sounded a little familiar.
Doing something buttingly sounds more amusing than doing it boobily.
Where is this from? I need it.
Gay men writing men!
if you trade the compression shorts to a towel around his waist, you can say
His penis bounced penisly down the stairs