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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That last line is incredible.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 100 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Thanks! It's all just adapted from the original:

Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Haha, I thought it sounded a little familiar.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Doing something buttingly sounds more amusing than doing it boobily.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Fits with the werewolf joke. But when our dog does it we call it bum scooting.

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

its even funnier if you know finnish. there is a word in finnish that is about that and it means something a kin to fooling around/doing something badly (perseily)

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

Where is this from? I need it.