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The entire Israeli political spectrum is united in blasting Netanyahu for not continuing to attack Iran, and Israeli society agrees. The reason, to put it simply, is that Israelis are war junkies.
Let's test that hypothesis - is there anything I can say that will make you think I'm not a bot nor getting paid to post this?
If you're not a bot or getting paid, you should be. It might be worse if you're supporting genocide pro-bono.
Now now, that's not in the the Lemmy spirit. https://lemmy.world/post/45328499
I hope you have to explain yourself to murdered children in the afterlife.
I don't, those children suffered enough.
(CerealKiller01 would like to take this opportunity to say he doesn't take lightly the murder of children, but he also doesn't appreciate using murdered children as a rhetorical device)
"Rhetorical device?"
This is what you're justifying right now.
If that's a photo of what your implying, I sincerely hope the family allowed for it to be used like this.
My guess is that you have no idea and the thought didn't cross your mind.
Go fuck yourself. "I hope the family allowed for it to be used like this." You allowed it to be used like this by creating it.
That's from the school in Iran that was bombed. But it's fine, I guess! Iran said mean things about Israel, after all! Also, Iran may have been trying to get a deterrent, so obviously we had to kill their schoolchildren over it!
What the fuck is wrong with you? Your war is literally proving that the things they say about Israel are correct and that they were justified in seeking a deterrent.
The school in Iran was bombed by the US, and while I don't deny the IDF has done similar things (and I'm honestly not condoning them for it), blaming this specific bombing on Israel it very close to a blood libel.
Assuming you're from the US, this is more on you for electing Trump.
"Um, actually it's kind of antisemitic for you to be upset about murdered children." Do you Zionazis not have another line? That rhetoric has been abused so opportunistically that it's done. I don't give a single solitary shit if you call me an antisemite for not wanting murdered children.
Follow your leader, Nazi scum.
Say Israel is a settler colonial power created by ethnically cleansing Palestinians and want to exterminate Palestinians either for religious or ethnic reasons and that Israel should unconditionally end settler colonialism by getting out of the west bank, east Jerusalem, the golan height and shabaa farms
Oh, I get it, you don't actually think I'm a bot or that I'm payed by the Israeli government for this. a "Hasbara bot" is your way of de-legitimizing anyone who doesn't fully agree with your stance on Israel. Kinda like the equivalent of "everything I don't like is woke" for MAGA.
No we think a Nazi is a Nazi.
You (I'm guessing, but fell free to correct me): Israel writes off every piece of criticism as antisemitic! What a dirty, bad faith dishonest tactic!
You when someone says some criticism against Israel is incorrect: NAZI!!!
All you did was lying to make look like israel is defending itself agsinst the people it colonize.
Why are you unable to say what i told you to say.
You are acting like colonization being bad is a matter of opinion
Could you quote on lie I said?
(it might also worth pointing out Israel didn't colonize Iran)
Iran seeking nuclear weapons and israel attscking Iran to defend itself . That's two dirty lies
I back up the nuclear weapons claim with a reputable source, and never said Israel attacked Iran in self defense (What I said was it's reasonable for Israelis to support a war with Iran without being war junkies)
Your source did not say iran was seeking a nuke. American inteligence and the fatwa by the sepreame leader himself shows that your claim is a dirty lie repeated by Netenyahu for decades.
No it is not reasonable. It the same goddamn thing with different wording. Every single goddamn government of israel voted by Israelis supported colonization. Israelis knows really well that they want to destroy Iran as a state so it can start the greater israel project with zero resistance
You're right, it said "Iran’s advances included enriching uranium to 60 percent, a level close to weapons-grade that has no practical civilian application, and deploying advanced centrifuges that enrich uranium more efficiently." They're probably just doing it as a prank. Maybe they'll open the centrifuges and fake snakes will pop out of them.
Look, I gave several links to my claims. At the very least try and provide a source instead of repeating the same things.
Oh, awesome, the supreme leader of Iran pinky swore Iran isn't building a bomb.
They was at 60% for years so if they want it they would have it years ago. You just a zionazi who repeat Netenyahu and trump lies.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-06-21/donald-trump-says-tulsi-gabbard-wrong-on-iran-nuclear-program/105445142
The Arms control association seems at the very least as a good starting off source. If you disagree with their assessment, feel free to link to other sources. I'm sure you'll get on it right after the citation about the American intelligence.
Right, I'm the one just repeating things mindlessly. On an unrelated note, calling me Nazi Zionist colonialist liar for 10 times didn't really get you anywhere, but I have a good feeling about the 11th time.
Since 2021 they have 60% enrichment . Trump teared the deal in 2018. And again it do not prove Iran was seeking a nuke. It would have taken only three weeks to go from 60% to 90%. You just a zionazi repeating Israel lies and manufacturing consent for this war of aggression
Only a zionazi still claim iran was seeking a nuke when no evidence that shows it
Dude, that's hilarious, your own source disagrees with your conclusion:
"Iran has no civilian use or justification for its production of 60 percent enriched uranium, particularly at the level of hundreds of kilograms. Its rush to make much more, quickly depleting its stock of near 20 percent enriched uranium, which has a civilian use in research reactors, raises more questions. Even if one believed the production of 60 percent is to create bargaining leverage in a nuclear negotiation, Iran has gone way beyond what would be needed. One has to conclude that Iran’s real intent is to be prepared to produce large quantities of WGU as quickly as possible, in as few centrifuges as possible."
Not surprisingly, and in its understated style, the IAEA reiterated in this most recent report: “The significantly increased production and accumulation of highly enriched uranium by Iran, the only non-nuclear-weapon State to produce such nuclear material, is of serious concern.”"
Yes, yes, I know - zionazi, lies, Netanyahu etc.
It would have taken 3 weeks to build a nuke. They did not. That's the only fact , the rest is speculation. Zionazi. Why do you still can't admit israel is a settter colonial power attacking iran to start the greater israel project