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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I hate to be opportunistic but I think I'm going to start a pitchfork and torch company for future occasions when they might ne needed.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 4 points 4 months ago

You know what they say: when there's a gold rush, sell pickaxes

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Amateur hour. I'm gonna start a tools of revolution as a service company! Stabr! For only 4.99/mo you will have access to a p-Fork series device that tracks not only total stabs, but also stabs per minute and the net worth of stabbed oligarchs! For only 2.99/mo more you can get the charging+sharpening base station!

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

You know your stuff. Get 'em on a subscription. That's how the billionaires do it.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

May I interest you in some shares in a guillotine manufacturing concern?