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Turpentine story (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I assume he ate briquettes out of a barbecue when he mentioned eating charcoal

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Same. OP never said activated charcoal. I'd bet money he bit a chunk of Kingsford.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

said "charcoal tablets".

I doubt bbq charcoal comes in tablet form

[–] SirActionSack@aussie.zone 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It kinda does and OP eats turpentine on breakfast junk so I'm not ruling out them munching on bbq fuel.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I mean, what would you suggest putting turpentine on to eat, if not breakfast junk? Would a banana or apple be better?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 5 months ago

Hookah charcoal comes in tablets. 🤷‍♂️