Very dull but also very German. Are you impressed yet?
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What’s a breakfast roll?
Edit: yes, I guess it’s a roll you only have at breakfast, but is there something that forbids them the rest of the day? Do you have special rolls for each meal?
Of course. This is Germany after all. It's all laid out in the Frühstücksbrötchenzeiteinteilungsgesetz.
you'd think that, but a breakfast roll is your morning poop
And that warrants its own knife?
Breakfast roll refers to both the food and the after event. Both need their own knife, but some use the same knife, a shared knife, if you will.
If you don't know the poop knife story, here it is, archived off Reddit:
https://www.originalpoopknife.com/pages/the-story-of-the-poop-knife
I could have happily lived out the rest of my life in the ignorance I was accustomed too.
TIL American toilets have a much higher water line than the ones I’m used too. And some people need a poop knife.
No one has a poop knife.
It’s sorta an English breakfast folded into a French baguette. I guess it’s an acquired taste: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakfast_roll
That doesn't look anything like what they mean by breakfast rolls in Germany. These look much more like it: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Br%C3%B6tchen
They are topped with butter, followed by cheese or minced meat. Or, in the morning, people tend to prefer sweet toppings such as jam or hazelnut nougat spread.
I somehow missed the “German” in the post, sorry. Much better! I am very fond of Deutsche Brötchen <3
Yikes! This is an affront to the sacred tradition of Frühstücksbrötchen.
On the one hand, you are right.
On the other hand:
Would!
You barbarian!