Very dull but also very German. Are you impressed yet?
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It’s sorta an English breakfast folded into a French baguette. I guess it’s an acquired taste: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakfast_roll
That doesn't look anything like what they mean by breakfast rolls in Germany. These look much more like it: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Br%C3%B6tchen
They are topped with butter, followed by cheese or minced meat. Or, in the morning, people tend to prefer sweet toppings such as jam or hazelnut nougat spread.
I somehow missed the “German” in the post, sorry. Much better! I am very fond of Deutsche Brötchen <3
Yikes! This is an affront to the sacred tradition of Frühstücksbrötchen.
On the one hand, you are right.
On the other hand:
Would!
You barbarian!