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Anon is a scientist (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

During a visit, my mother’s and my dog ate some chocolate cake that the wind blew off a table. We notice it in 10-15 mins, vet said just bring them in to induce vomiting. We did that, they got an injection each, and vomited out everything soon.

In practice, vets want to take no risks by calculaing/guessing exact cocoa content, the best is just to have them vomit as soon as you can.

[–] w24@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And then pat their heads afterwards 🐶

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 months ago

Then give them a treat.

[–] Andonyx@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Which you can do at home if you need to with an eyedropper of Hydrogen Peroxide.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

How does the wind blow a cake off the table?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 months ago

Paper plates can act like sails, especially if the slice isn't that huge

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Never been to north Dakota eh?